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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Googolic

garlinger626

Created by: garlinger626

Pronunciation: like alcoholic...goog-olic

Sentence: I can't seem to find anything without Google, I have to deal with the fact that I might be a googolic.

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Discomgooglated

dturner

Created by: dturner

Pronunciation: pronounced like "discombobulated" ("gl" is a syllable)

Sentence: Robert was so ferociously discomgooglated, he would frequently type in mid-air in order to locate the eyeglasses perched on his forehead.

Etymology: from dis- L. dis- "apart" & com- L. "with" & google E. Billy De Beck's "Barney Google" (small man with large eyes)

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Deegle

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: dee-gull

Sentence: I wish I could deegle my car keys when I lose them.

Etymology: desire+google

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Lostaganism

Created by: nancyblue

Pronunciation: lost-tag-an-ism

Sentence: Hillary erupted in lostaganism upon learning that her red old stand-bye pantsuit was not picked up at the cleaners, because the store had gone out of business due to the great recession.

Etymology: lost: become unable to find ------ antagonism: active hostility or opposition

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COMMENTS:

Lostaginism occurs for many reasons: a lost hair clip,missing glove, misplaced infant child - nancyblue, 2011-01-03: 20:44:00

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Imfeelingdependant

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Ayem-fee-ling-dee-pen-dant.

Sentence: He's totally "feeling dependant" while looking for a Baby Blues book amongst his shelves.

Etymology: The "I'm Feeling Lucky" google search.

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Googleptic

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: goo-gel-ep-tic

Sentence: James was standing naked in his bedroom. He couldn't find his socks. He grabbed his iphone which was strapped to his hip -- that's right he slept with it and nothing else. He texted his socks. They didn't reply. He twittered them. No response. He phoned. No answer. So he googled his name plus socks and found a post on his blog which said "Look in sock drawer". And thank goodness he did, otherwise he would have had a googleptic fit.

Etymology: google + epilepsy

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COMMENTS:

good word... - mweinmann, 2009-08-11: 07:44:00

googlepic word - Nosila, 2009-08-11: 12:20:00

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Antigoogle

Created by: dimercurio

Pronunciation: an-tee-goo-gul

Sentence: After being stuck in an antigoogle for three days, I finally finished antigoogling my keys.

Etymology: anti "against" + Google (search engine)

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Googlewithdrawal

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: goo-gle-with-draw-al

Sentence: Bill suffered googlewithdrawal and was unable to organize or find anything without the familiar search engine.

Etymology: google + withdrawal

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Floptimizing

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: flop/ti/miz/ing

Sentence: FUD (fear, uncertainty, and doubt) struck home as Fred realized that all the time spent looking for his missing black sock could be blamed on his floptimizing genes.

Etymology: flop (failure) + optimizing (what every SEO guarantees)

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COMMENTS:

I'm wondering if I'm floptimistic? I think I can find stuff, but I can't... - wordmeister, 2007-01-06: 01:11:00

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Depoogle

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: de-poo-gle

Sentence: I can't seem to find my pictures of Ernest Borgnine(spelling?)(George Carlin reference) because I have such a depoogle.

Etymology: depend+google

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