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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Messysearch

Created by: Joachimgraf

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Sentence: I messysearch my socks

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Discomboobulated

Created by: Sed8ed

Pronunciation: dis-com-boob-you-lated

Sentence: I get discomboobulated when I can't find my keys.

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Absentfindedness

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ab-sent-fine-did-ness

Sentence: Tristram's absentfindedness was steadily getting worse...he couldn't even find the note he'd written that told him where he'd left his glasses.

Etymology: absent + find (and echo of absent-minded)

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Lostcated

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: loss - kate - ed

Sentence: Brenda often lostcated simple things; like the glasses that were perched right on her head or her car keys that always disappeared inside her purse.

Etymology: lost, located

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COMMENTS:

I get it, she couldn't see her glasses cause they were on her nose. That never happens to me... - jrogan, 2009-08-11: 08:55:00

Been there, done that, just cannot remember when... - Nosila, 2009-08-11: 12:21:00

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Chercheholism

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: shar-sha-hol-ism

Sentence: He stood frozen in the middle of the grocery store, staring the multi-aisle maze. His chercheholism rendered him non-functional.

Etymology: cherche - french for search; holism - from alchoholism

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Cluttersurfing

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: clutter-surf-ing

Sentence: Jim had to go cluttersurfing everytime he needed his shoes, his watch, his socks, his comb, his phone, his tie, his keys, his glasses, his lunch.....

Etymology: clutter: objects scattered about in a disorganized manner + surfing: (as in web surfing or channel surfing) to quickly click from one web page hyperlink or television channel to another until you find what you're looking for

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Gnashdig

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: nash - dig

Sentence: David you have spent all morning gnashdigging for your wallet; it is about time you got more organised.

Etymology: gnash - grinding teeth in frustration and dig - to search for.

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Lostaganism

Created by: nancyblue

Pronunciation: lost-tag-an-ism

Sentence: Hillary erupted in lostaganism upon learning that her red old stand-bye pantsuit was not picked up at the cleaners, because the store had gone out of business due to the great recession.

Etymology: lost: become unable to find ------ antagonism: active hostility or opposition

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COMMENTS:

Lostaginism occurs for many reasons: a lost hair clip,missing glove, misplaced infant child - nancyblue, 2011-01-03: 20:44:00

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Disgoogled

Created by: missblackswan

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Needwebation

Created by: Carole

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Sentence: The computer had become a closer companion to Ned than his wife was, his needwebation was acute.

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