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'I just bought her new shoes.'

DEFINITION: v. , To over indulge your pet. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.

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Poochoisie

Created by: jdsimp3684

Pronunciation: pooch-wise-ee

Sentence: Mary is definitely a member of the poochoisie, having just spent an entire week's earnings on her puppy's new designer wardrobe.

Etymology: Fr.

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Fancybeast

thegoatisbad

Created by: thegoatisbad

Pronunciation: ˈfæn si fest

Sentence: Good taste is easy to recognize, and it's hard to miss Zinnia running her weekend errands with Mr. Tuxedo. Not a black and white cat, Mr. Tuxedo is a pampered pooch with a taste for haute couture. Zinnia recalls: "Well, his name is a bit of a misnomer. He stopped wearing tuxedos after his third birthday and Balenciaga had that amazing collection inspired by bug exoskeletons." Kimberly complained to Loretta "she's turned one of God's most beautiful domesticated animals into a FancyBeast."

Etymology: Fancy (fantastic quality or taste) + Beast (animal) Play on cat food brand "Fancy Feast"

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Fashpugnista

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: fash-pugh-knee-sta

Sentence: It was hard to tell if the glittery, sequined being in the stroller was a really ugly, yet stylish child or an over accesorized chihuahua who was clearly the victim of a fashpugnista.

Etymology: fashionista + pug

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Pierrecardog

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: pee-ayr-car-DOG

Sentence: Claudette's poodle, Pierre, was known affectionately, (or derisively depending on who used the pseudonym), as Pierrecardog, as Claudette always had Pierre decked out in the latest Pucci designer togs from Paris.

Etymology: Simply a play on the name of fashion designer, Pierre Cardin

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COMMENTS:

nice! - galwaywegian, 2008-11-03: 04:38:00

Like its styler - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 06:31:00

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Peepwhisperer

Created by: jeeykim

Pronunciation: Peep-Whisp-er-er

Sentence: The poodle decked out in gold chains is a peepwhisperer(noun)

Etymology:

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Petcessorize

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: pet-sess-or-ize

Sentence: Mona liked to petcessorize with a Pucci handbag lined with matching piddle paper.

Etymology: pet, accessorize

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COMMENTS:

Excellent verbotocism! Piddle paper??? Doggie Depends? lol - Mustang, 2007-12-11: 07:04:00

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Pettagucchi

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: PET-uh-GOO-chee

Sentence: Despite his petulance, Koshka was moggicoddled and pettagucchied by Roxie.

Etymology: Blend of PET; TAG: (label)& GUCCHI

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Excellent! - Mustang, 2008-11-03: 18:13:00

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Collicoddle

Created by: Nouvemot

Pronunciation: Coll-ee-cod-del

Sentence: His life having become entirely devoid of human affection, he had begun to collicoddle his poor dog by way of substitute.

Etymology: Collie (breed of dog)+ mollycoddle (treat someone in an overindulgent or protective manner).

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Petronize

Created by: xirtam

Pronunciation: pet'rə-nīz

Sentence: Some people say I petronize that dog. She climbs on the chair and stares at me until I grab its blanket and cover her up.

Etymology: Pet: any domesticated or tamed animal that is kept as a companion and cared for affectionately. + patronize: assume sponsorship.

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COMMENTS:

Fun word ... you could give it other daffynitions like: 1) when you treat your girlfriend like a dog ... you petronize her. (OUCH - that could make it a bad word like some four letter words!) - silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 15:43:00

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Curdoll

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: cur/doll

Sentence: The curdoll was so ugly dressed in all it's finery that it made the milk curdle.

Etymology: cur + doll + curdle

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-12-11: 03:06:00
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie Thank you kabloozie ~ James

silveryaspen - 2007-12-13: 15:51:00
Your webtexting expertise is showing! Should your word 'lebitch' be 'R' rate? Very clever. I liked it even though I dinna wanna!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-03-31: 00:18:00
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James