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DEFINITION: v. , To over indulge your pet. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.
Verboticisms
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Petulence
Created by: chaiandallthatjazz
Pronunciation: sounds like flatulence with 'pet' replacing 'flat'.
Sentence: Did you see Nina's pooch?!...paaleeeeeeeze. Those dog-booties and the chanel scarf are a bit too much. Her petulence is getting way out of hand.
Etymology: use your imagination
Hautepetcouture
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: oht-pet-koo-toor
Sentence: So what if Fifi hautepetcoutured better than everyone else, she knew she would out live her dog and inherit it all anyway.
Etymology: haute couture + pet
Peepwhisperer
Created by: jeeykim
Pronunciation: Peep-Whisp-er-er
Sentence: The poodle decked out in gold chains is a peepwhisperer(noun)
Etymology:
Collicoddle
Created by: Nouvemot
Pronunciation: Coll-ee-cod-del
Sentence: His life having become entirely devoid of human affection, he had begun to collicoddle his poor dog by way of substitute.
Etymology: Collie (breed of dog)+ mollycoddle (treat someone in an overindulgent or protective manner).
Pampoodle
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: pam poo dill
Sentence: They pampoodled her so much thatthey each had to start moonlighting in order to keep up the payments for her shitzu massages.
Etymology: pamper poodle
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant! - Tigger, 2007-12-11: 14:39:00
funny - I bet by next year it's a registered breed - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:07:00
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Primapooch
Created by: gemmgemms
Pronunciation: preem-a-poo-cha
Sentence: She is such a primapooch over her dog!
Etymology: prima donna + pooch:dog
Hautedogger
Created by: kabloozie
Pronunciation: ote-dawg-ger
Sentence: Cindy just dropped $150 on a dog purse, $190 on a dog bed, and $70 on grooming Snowflake, her new dog. She's such a hautedogger, she won't buy anything at Petco - she only goes to a designer pet store - nothing's too good for that spoiled hautedog.
Etymology: haute: fashionably elegant. Hotdogger: one who shows off.
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COMMENTS:
super word! - libertybelle, 2007-12-11: 09:13:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:09:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2007-12-11: 18:09:00
pardon your french ... it's a terrific word! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 15:39:00
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Petownia
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pet own ya
Sentence: Petula's new poodle puppy was called Petunia. She was a purebred pooch and a pretentious poseur. Petula attended her every need and was worse than a Stage Mother when managing Petunia's daily life. However, Petula was suffering from a new malaise called petownia...where your every living moment is devoted to the feeding, comfort and care of an animal pet. When Petula's friend, Peter saw her pushing Petunia's perambulator, he paused and posed the probing question, "Why are you pushing her in a stroller?" When Petula's implausible retort came, Peter had one main thought. "Who would an alien assume was the leader on our planet? The pooch, or the person picking up her poo?" Unless he was from anywhere but Pluto...he could only assume it was the pets who were in charge!
Etymology: Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement) & Own (have ownership or possession of) & Ya (you) & Wordplay on Petunia (flower with numerous fluted petals; smells sweet and very hardy)
Canineklein
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Kay-nyn-kly-n
Sentence: Kelly thought that by giving her pedigree Dandie Dinmont Terrier, Marmaduke the canineklein treatment that it would improve her standing in the community. She dressed him in all the latest fashions and he even had his own designer collar with his name encrusted on it in diamonds. Unfortunately Marmaduke was so spoilt that he would snap and snarl at any stranger who came within arms length!
Etymology: See Calvin Klein(American designer who founded a fashion brand in 1968)
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COMMENTS:
Funny - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 06:30:00
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Pettagucchi
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: PET-uh-GOO-chee
Sentence: Despite his petulance, Koshka was moggicoddled and pettagucchied by Roxie.
Etymology: Blend of PET; TAG: (label)& GUCCHI
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COMMENTS:
Excellent! - Mustang, 2008-11-03: 18:13:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie Thank you kabloozie ~ James
silveryaspen - 2007-12-13: 15:51:00
Your webtexting expertise is showing! Should your word 'lebitch' be 'R' rate? Very clever. I liked it even though I dinna wanna!
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James