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DEFINITION: To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private.

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Indiscretin

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: in/dis/creh/tin

Sentence: He was such an indiscretin that his girlfriend considered having his tongue surgically removed - but she loved french kissing too much

Etymology: indiscretion + cretin

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Blabsprech

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: blab-shprek

Sentence: Arthur did not need to blabsprech the gory details of his mysterious rash, but he did anyway.

Etymology: "Blabbermouth" - Someone who does not know when to shut up. "Sprechen" - German for speak.

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Antifound

Created by: fastward

Pronunciation:

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Scuttleslutting

Created by: HALibut

Pronunciation: skuht-l-sluht-ing

Sentence: Jane's mom was a complete scuttleslut, readily embarrassing her daughter in front of strangers with lengthy and vivid stories of adolescent bedwetting and clumsiness.

Etymology: > scuttlebutting + slut

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Ignorblurt

Created by: Kelly

Pronunciation: IG-ner-BLURT

Sentence: Jim had signed the confidentiality agreement without reading it, and got fired when he ignorblurted secret patent information.

Etymology: Ignorant (unaware) + Blurt (as in "to blurt out")

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Indiscretonal

Created by: marnee4nothin

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Ian was indiscretonal enough to mention his boss' toupe at the party and lost his job on Monday.

Etymology:

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Shriekret

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: SHREEK-reht

Sentence: When an angry girlfriend let loose a barrage of shriekrets in the middle of the mall, Alex didn't know if he'd ever be able to sleep with his stuffed walrus again.

Etymology: shriek + secret

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Blutter

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: BLUT ur

Sentence: Well, he bluttered to everyone that we had sex on it, so now no one will sit on the couch--we have to get a new one.

Etymology: blurt+utter (and blather)

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COMMENTS:

hehe! - purpleartichokes, 2007-08-03: 08:15:00

Funny sentence. :D - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-03: 09:47:00

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Roundtalker

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: He is an annoying roundtalker

Etymology:

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Prattletwit

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: prat-ill-twit

Sentence: She had enough of his constant prattletwitting, the road goes both ways...she could hardly wait to tell his parents about the time he wore his mother's bra out in public.

Etymology: prattle (gossip) + twit (moron)

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