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'This is going to be the closest shave ever!'

DEFINITION: v. To push yourself so hard to reach an impossibly high standard of perfection, that you undercut your own success. n. An impossibly high goal which practically guarantees failure.

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Prepostexert

Created by: Kirubeza

Pronunciation: pre-POHST-igs-ERT

Sentence: Barry's wife finally pushed him to prepostexert his shaving, by making him use the household craft knife to remove his infuriating stubble.

Etymology: PREPOSTEROUS & EXERT. (To be insensibly impossible & to strive, toil, or struggle for something)

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Masochristic

hyperborean

Created by: hyperborean

Pronunciation: ma-so-krih-stihk

Sentence: He tried so hard to be perfect it was masochristic. How would Jesus shave?

Etymology: masochist + christ

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Parfection

Created by: urbanwookie

Pronunciation: par-fek-shun

Sentence: Despite his best efforts, Jeremy again found himself only achieving parfection...

Etymology: par (average) + perfection

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Twazzer

Created by: greengoddess

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Deafucess

Created by: Windyo

Pronunciation: Di/fu/x/ess

Sentence: Poor guy, he just had to go and deafucess. You've gotta know where to stop

Etymology: Defeat + success

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Peakawoe

Created by: mdschermer

Pronunciation: PEEK-a-woo

Sentence: She totally peekawoed when she spent 7 hours on the hors d'oeuvre alone, only to find all the guests had long gone by the time it was ready to be served.

Etymology: From "to peak": to bring to a maximum of development, value or intensity, and "woe": deep distress or misery. Made to sound like peek-a-boo for easy remembering.

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Shootfooter

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: shoot foot er

Sentence: daniel was a first class shootfooter, he was known to go 3 steps further than anyone else trying to do his best, then he would realize after he suffered 10 times more pain that anyone else because he'd shot himself in the foot.

Etymology: from shooting ones self in the foot trying to be clever.

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COMMENTS:

Hey, I think that this is what this game is all about -- shootfooting. It's kind of like playing chicken with yourself... - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 10:28:00

erasmus I can agree with you there. even my job ( I fix computers) is the same. I'm daily trying to do myself out of a job by fixing things. - erasmus, 2007-01-17: 10:00:00

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Ultraidealism

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: Aiming to break two hours for his marathon run proved the complete ultraidealism as his heart failed 18 miles into the race.

Etymology: ultra = excessive idealism = seeking perfection

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Overunchieving

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: O-ver-un-chi-ving

Sentence: As she had PMS, he tried being quiet and out of the way. Unfortunately his overunchieving mind made him trip over noisy furniture, tickle her feet, and generally fail everything he set out to do.

Etymology: overachieve - do better than expected unchieve - do worse when trying

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Reachforthechop

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ree/ch/for/th/chop

Sentence: In his quest to reach for the top he unfortunately joined the ranks who reachforthechop.

Etymology: reach for the top + chop

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COMMENTS:

You mean he lost his fingers? Good thing he was using his hand... - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 10:46:00

I was thinking of something a little more precious...jewels come to mind - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-16: 11:51:00

Yes, when you reachforthechop, it could be quite distastorious if you choose the wrong goal, or worse, choose the wrong tool... - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 12:02:00

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