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'But I've already shown you every shoe in the store...'

DEFINITION: v. To purchase a bauble, article of clothing, or major appliance, in order to alleviate anxiety or other psychological stress. Often leads to overspending. n. An item which has been purchased to fill an emotional void.

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Anguisquander

Created by: clasjaz

Pronunciation: a[ng]-wiskwander

Sentence: Lack of self-esteem caused Ted to anguisquander when he bought a lamborgini.

Etymology: anguish, squander

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Therabuy

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: Th err ah by

Sentence: Wendy is finding help in therabuy. Her pain is real, and her new wardrobe is too.

Etymology: Therapy + Buy

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Shopstinence

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: shop-sti-nens

Sentence: After a long day at work, her shopstinence kicked in, and she spent all the rent-money on shoes and underwear.

Etymology: shopping + abstinence

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Purchease

Created by: Madamemojo

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Retailaxation

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: re-tail-lax-a-tion

Sentence: Football Sunday was the best time for Joni to head to the mall for retailaxation, a.k.a. shop therapy. "When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping," she said as she grabbed her keys and purse.

Etymology: retail + relaxation

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COMMENTS:

Sale-a-brate those Sundays! - Nosila, 2009-08-18: 11:26:00

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Therabuy

Created by: verndo

Pronunciation: Th err ah by

Sentence: Wendy is finding help in therabuy. Her pain is real, and her new wardrobe is too.

Etymology: Therapy + Buy

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Cashquencher

Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: kash-kwench-er

Sentence: In her emotional state Rachel bought those heels as a total cashquencher.

Etymology: cash + quench

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Spendxiety

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: spend - zie - ety

Sentence: Jill's spendxiety caused her credit card bills to go high when she was depressed.

Etymology: spend + anxiety

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Purseverance

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: per/seh/veer/ance

Sentence: Purseverance was the only remedy for her stressful existence. It calmed her to grab handfuls of cash and throw it at luxury items

Etymology: purse + perseverance

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Disdress

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dis dress

Sentence: When Sheila was feeling low, she always felt a little retail therapy went a long way. She found articles of clothing the most soothing to lift her mood. Her latest disdress was a simple little black cocktail number, in case her life improved and she ever might get invited out somewhere...she'd be ready.

Etymology: Distress (psychological suffering) & Dress (a one-piece garment for a woman; has skirt and bodice;clothing in general)

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