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'But I've already shown you every shoe in the store...'

DEFINITION: To purchase a bauble, article of clothing, or major appliance, in order to alleviate anxiety or other psychological stress. Often leads to overspending.

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Resplurgerate

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: re-splurj-er-ate

Sentence: Renae had an oversupply of Eskies (cooler boxes) in her garage, but in her search for the ultimate chill pill, she had just purchased a bar fridge and was eyeing off a side-by-side refrigerator/freezer. Not only was her credit card maxed out, but she was in danger of missing payments on her electricity account. Maybe there's a sweet little retro Kelvinator that will take the edge of the debt stress if she resplurgerated one more time.

Etymology: Refrigerator (a major appliance with a nice chill factor) + splurge (retail binge)

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Pelfesteem

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: pelf + esteem

Sentence: Sure, the new 452" Plasma was expensive, but I was feeling low and needed some pelfesteem.

Etymology: No doubt you've heard of self-esteem? Well then.

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COMMENTS:

What does "pelf" mean? - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-20: 20:07:00

"pelf" means wealth or goods, especially those ill-gotten. - Osomatic, 2007-08-21: 13:05:00

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Ovemorspennedingy

Created by: pwincess9430

Pronunciation: dunno

Sentence: i have ovemorspennedingy this month

Etymology: wot duz dis meen?

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COMMENTS:

petaj Yes, will etymology kind of means "what does this mean". You can explain the derivation of the words (history of the words) if you like. - petaj, 2007-08-20: 06:49:00

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Depressplurge

sparkles510

Created by: sparkles510

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Renee will depressplurge after every bad relationship.

Etymology:

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Psychoverspendilleviation

Uccxxxv

Created by: Uccxxxv

Pronunciation: Psycho-over-spend-ill-evy-ahe-shun

Sentence: "I'll give you some pills for your psychoverspendilleviation, but if all else fails i'll have to take your wallet.

Etymology: Psychological + Over + Spend + alleviation

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Federlinity

mythman

Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: feh-durr-LIHN-ih-tee

Sentence: Britney didn't have new shoes, and was hoping for a man with some Federlinity to solve that problem.

Etymology: How else would a backup-dancer earn the love of such a diva?

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Byoncreditfixation

Created by: realnutty01

Pronunciation: Bi-on-cred-it-fix-a-shon

Sentence: He got his divorce on the grounds she had byoncreditfixation and he had no money left.

Etymology:

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Visalium

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: Vee-sal-ium

Sentence: An afternoon of visalium would dampen Josie’s worries, especially if she stumbled upon a shoe sale, but she experienced a boomerang mood swing when the bills arrived.

Etymology: Visa + valium

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Anxibingety

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: ang-zi-binj-E-tee

Sentence: Roxy used shopping as a quick fix for the blues. Each spurgisode was squandipitious:whenever she saw for sale something stromboid, she had to buy it to slake her anxibingety. Also her squandapathy, whilst at times an all consuming passion, became afterwards a pangfull prodigall, with terrifying squandread.

Etymology: Anxibingety:(anxiety+binge)"anxiety for binge-buying). Prodigall(prodigal+gall)"vexed by waste." Squandapathy:"indifferent to waste."

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Shopery

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: sh-op-or-ee

Sentence: i had a hard day at work i need some shopery.

Etymology: shop/therapy

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