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'But I've already shown you every shoe in the store...'

DEFINITION: To purchase a bauble, article of clothing, or major appliance, in order to alleviate anxiety or other psychological stress. Often leads to overspending.

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Federlinity

mythman

Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: feh-durr-LIHN-ih-tee

Sentence: Britney didn't have new shoes, and was hoping for a man with some Federlinity to solve that problem.

Etymology: How else would a backup-dancer earn the love of such a diva?

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Shopdeangst

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: shop-dee-ahngkst

Sentence: The shopping network has profited by taking advantage of the many shopdeangsters worldwide.

Etymology: shop + de + angst

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Anxessorize

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Angz - es - o - rise

Sentence: Angie tended to compulsively anxessorize whenever she had a bad hair day. At last count she had 431 fashion barrettes, 1,327 assorted scrunchies, 32 banana clips, 14 sets of hair extensions (none of which matched her natural color), 7 bun wraps, a dozen beaded hair strings, 43 hair sticks, 68 jaw clips, 82 headbands, 3 tiaras, and a lifetime subscription to Madame Tress's Hairoscope.

Etymology: Anxiety + Accessorize

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Storegasm

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: stoor gasem

Sentence: just becouse she needed regular storgasms didn't make her a hermesexual

Etymology: store orgasm.

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Buypolar

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: bye/pohl/ar

Sentence: Her buypolar personality was responsible for her extravagant spending habits.

Etymology: buy + bi-polar

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COMMENTS:

Buyagra may help. - purpleartichokes, 2007-08-20: 11:33:00

This is an awesome word! Me thinks I suffer from this disorder. - buggy96, 2007-08-20: 22:04:00

How much can a buypolar bear? Good word - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-20: 23:24:00

petaj A little word recycling I see. - petaj, 2007-08-21: 05:12:00

best word in ages! - galwaywegian, 2007-08-21: 05:38:00

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Byoncreditfixation

Created by: realnutty01

Pronunciation: Bi-on-cred-it-fix-a-shon

Sentence: He got his divorce on the grounds she had byoncreditfixation and he had no money left.

Etymology:

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Pelfesteem

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: pelf + esteem

Sentence: Sure, the new 452" Plasma was expensive, but I was feeling low and needed some pelfesteem.

Etymology: No doubt you've heard of self-esteem? Well then.

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COMMENTS:

What does "pelf" mean? - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-20: 20:07:00

"pelf" means wealth or goods, especially those ill-gotten. - Osomatic, 2007-08-21: 13:05:00

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Psychoverspendilleviation

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Created by: Uccxxxv

Pronunciation: Psycho-over-spend-ill-evy-ahe-shun

Sentence: "I'll give you some pills for your psychoverspendilleviation, but if all else fails i'll have to take your wallet.

Etymology: Psychological + Over + Spend + alleviation

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Ovemorspennedingy

Created by: pwincess9430

Pronunciation: dunno

Sentence: i have ovemorspennedingy this month

Etymology: wot duz dis meen?

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COMMENTS:

petaj Yes, will etymology kind of means "what does this mean". You can explain the derivation of the words (history of the words) if you like. - petaj, 2007-08-20: 06:49:00

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Shopery

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: sh-op-or-ee

Sentence: i had a hard day at work i need some shopery.

Etymology: shop/therapy

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