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DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.
Verboticisms
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Washwarp
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: wash-warp
Sentence: Water conservation officials consider washwarps one of their biggest threats, whereas some haircare manufactures have cited an almost 50% increase in sales due to this phenomenon alone.
Etymology: wash + timewarp
Comacomalavo
Created by: scorpio6000
Pronunciation: [koh'-muh koh'-muh la'-voh
Sentence: My hair does not look greasy! Can I help it if there was a comacomalavo three mornings in a row?
Etymology: n. [L. "coma," lethargic state; + L. "coma," hair; + L. "lavo," wash or clense.
Conditionesia
Created by: IneffableDawn
Pronunciation: con-dish-on-eez-ee-ya
Sentence: She had just shampooed and conditioned her hair, but forgot that she did in an extreme bout of conditionesia.
Etymology: Condition (derived from 'conditioner') Esia (from 'amnesia')
Higienatus
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: hygiene-ATE-us
Sentence: Harry had shut off the water and brushed his teeth before he realised that a higienatus had occurred and he was still head to toe in lather.
Etymology: hygiene + hiatus
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COMMENTS:
One thing you can say about Harry: he is a clean eater! Good blend. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:38:00
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Discontegrination
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: dis-kuhn-teg-ruh-NAY-shun
Sentence: Marissa had just lathered and rinsed, but not repeated, when she felt as if she'd been sucked through a wormhole, which destabilized her shower routine and left her with a pronounced feeling of discontegrination.
Etymology: Disconnection (as in "off the hook") + Tegrin (medicated shampoo that causes tingly sensations) + disintegration (like soap bubbles bursting under a jet of water)
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COMMENTS:
Sounds like she had a cosmic shower. - petaj, 2007-08-16: 03:55:00
Seems that Marissa found out that taking a shower is a lot like life: one wrong turn and you find yourself in "hot" water! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:18:00
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Shamfugue
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: sham + fyoog
Sentence: Darlene noticed that people at work were looking at her funny all morning, but it wasn't until she visited the ladies room after her third cup of coffee that she figured out why. Apparently she had suffered a shamfugue during her morning shower and forgotten to rinse. Her hair had dried into the tufty mohawk she usually sculpted in lather. The instant she looked in the mirror, her head began to itch unbearably.
Etymology: shampoo + fugue (a period during which a person suffers from loss of memory and upon recovery, remembers nothing of the amnesic phase)
Liquidbraino
Created by: kingofthespill
Pronunciation:
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COMMENTS:
That's what some people drink that results in brain damage. - petaj, 2007-08-17: 02:48:00
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Dejampoo
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: day-zharm-poo
Sentence: as i put the 2-in-1 through my hair i was struck by a feeling of dejampoo
Etymology: deja vu, shampoo
Shamnesia
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: sham-knee-shah
Sentence: Stricken with shamnesia, I had absolutely no recollection of how many times I shampooed, rinsed and repeated.
Etymology: shampoo + amnesia
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COMMENTS:
great word! - galwaywegian, 2007-08-17: 04:12:00
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Nirsauna
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: nir/sah/nuh
Sentence: In her small bathroom with the hot steamy shower running, time stood still, all memories lost as she had slipped into a state of nirsauna.
Etymology: nirvana + sauna Points: 23
Comments:
Kyoti - 2007-08-16: 10:07:00
And never let Mom see you running through her house washwarp objects.
Metalflower - 2007-08-16: 18:07:00
I don't know this feeling at all! It has never occured to me! At least in the shower.... Because, what DOES happen often.... I run back to my car to see if it's locked. It never was unlocked, but I simply never remember locking it. ;)
OZZIEBOB - 2007-08-16: 18:25:00
Good word. It seems to me that Water Conservation officials along with their economics make no sense: no matter how much it rains, they always send me a water bill.