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DEFINITION: v. To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money. n. An argument about money

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Greenspat

Created by: Peedl

Pronunciation: green-spat

Sentence:

Etymology: green, the color of money and spat, a petty fight.

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Monoto

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Created by: likephilshead

Pronunciation: (moe-no-toe)

Sentence: I monoto with my girlfriend much too often.

Etymology: noun: monotoism: a big fight over nothing, that is really about money.

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Coinquibbler

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: coin quib ler

Sentence: andy thought mary was a real coinquibbler, always fighting over small change.

Etymology: from coins and quibble

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Nullomoney

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: null oh money

Sentence: I was nullomoneying him all the day without result!

Etymology: null + money

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Pelfpouting

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: pelf/pow/ting

Sentence: Pelfpouting runs rampant in a family that rarely sticks to the point during a spat, especially one involving who bought the wrong sized jar of garlic-flavored pickles for Uncle Jebb's birthday party last year.

Etymology: pelf = money + pouting = showing displeasure by thrusting out one's lips or wearing a sullen expression

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Estrobation

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Estro-bation

Sentence: Now that you are married, arguing with her is considered Estrobation. Fight all you want, she gets the satisfaction.

Etymology: Estrogen + Masterbation

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Currencybashing

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: currency bashing

Sentence: The bills piled up; no matter what he said, she currencybashed him, due to her stress level from robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Etymology: currency= money bashing = beat up

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Economelee

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: ee-con-oh-mee-lee

Sentence: Bill and Jan would often economelee about their finances without actually talking about money.

Etymology: economics + melee

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Shortfallout

Created by: kyotonils

Pronunciation: (self-evident)

Sentence: We had another shortfallout last night when.

Etymology: shortfall+fallout

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Doughaggro

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: do ag gro

Sentence: Let's start at the very beginning, a very good place to start. When you sing you begin with do-re-mi. When you mate you begin with Doughaggro, no mo dough means plenty of aggro! Dough, it's deer, way too deer;Ray, drop of clear moonshine; Me, a name I call myself; Fa, a long long time to pay;So, as my mother told me I told you So; LA- I wished I lived there now; Ti a drink with jam and dread; That would bring us back to Dough...I still need more dough...doughnations kindly accepted!

Etymology: Dough (Cash, funds, informal terms for money) & Aggro (aggravation;aggression)

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