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DEFINITION: v. To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money. n. An argument about money

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Petinagle

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: Pet-ee-neigh-gull

Sentence: They had a petinagle when they knew they were in debt.

Etymology: Korean

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Monetearing

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: mon-eh-tear-ing

Sentence: When Sue overcooked the lobster, Bob started monetearing into her for ruining the expensive meal.

Etymology: monetary, tearing (into someone)

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Tendertiff

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: ten-der-tiff

Sentence: They were very fond of each other, yet had frequent tendertiffs on seemingly inane problems, the root cause being money.

Etymology: tender (legal tender = money and also gentle) + tiff (petty quarrel)

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Smuckight

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation:

Sentence: After the smuckfight we didn't talk for days - neither of us knew what to apologize for.

Etymology: smuck -for Smuckers from the Dane Cook bit and ight from fight

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Debtonations

Created by: nonpossumus

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Their explosive arguments were debtonations hardly worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Etymology: Detonate

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Cashclash

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: cash - klash

Sentence: Bill and Prissie's cashclash was resolved with make up sex and a desire to be more frugal.

Etymology: cash + clash

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Sugarloathe

Created by: tinman

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Etymology:

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Currenseethe

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: cur-en-seethe

Sentence: Jim and Jane spent the night currenseething after he brought home a puppy with a spot shaped like a dollar sign.

Etymology: currency + seethe

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Coinflict

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: koyn flikt

Sentence: Every argument that Stan and Betty had was a coinflict over finances, or lack of them. Stan thought that money grew on trees and Betty was the tree surgeon.

Etymology: Coin (metal piece used as money) & Conflict (an open lash between two opposing sides)

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Coinflict

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: coyn flikt

Sentence: Penny was mad because her hubby Buck was trying to nickel and dime her about shopping. The coinflict this time was because it was okay for him to buy a $500 HD TV at the Boxing Day Sales without her knowledge. But when she bought a lousy pair of shoes she badly needed or new shampoo, he railed at the expense. She was tired of the false economics...she scrimped on groceries, just so he could go out and buy a bigger toy! There was nothing wrong with the 4 other TV's they already had! "Next time", she vowed, "I am going to marry a man with a lot more cents!"

Etymology: Coin (a metal piece (usually a disc) used as money;form by stamping, punching, or printing;of phrases or words) & Conflict (an open clash between two opposing groups (or individuals)

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