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DEFINITION: v. To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money. n. An argument about money

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Cashboxing

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: cash-bok-sing

Sentence: If cashboxing was an Olympic sport, Fiona would be a multiple gold-medallist

Etymology: cash + boxing

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Counterfight

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /'kaun-t&r-"fIt/

Sentence: Ostensibly, the argument was over doing chores around the house, but the married couple was really counterfighting about the fact that he didn't have a job.

Etymology: From counterfeit + fight. Also usable as a noun ("a nasty counterfight") and as an adjective ("a counterfight argument").

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Mongument

Created by: Dormin87

Pronunciation: mung-you-meant

Sentence: I had a massive mongument with my fiancee today, all because I bought her these expensive earrings that she hates.

Etymology: Money, combined with argument

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Argollarumb

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: ar-gollar-um

Sentence: How many times do we have to argollarumb before we can get to the make up part?

Etymology: argue+dollar+dumb

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Currencybashing

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: currency bashing

Sentence: The bills piled up; no matter what he said, she currencybashed him, due to her stress level from robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Etymology: currency= money bashing = beat up

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Debtonations

Created by: nonpossumus

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Their explosive arguments were debtonations hardly worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Etymology: Detonate

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Shortfallout

Created by: kyotonils

Pronunciation: (self-evident)

Sentence: We had another shortfallout last night when.

Etymology: shortfall+fallout

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Monightsquise

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: mon-ite-sc-ise

Sentence: My wife and I monightsquise daily about seemingly dumb things like socks.

Etymology: money+fight+disquise

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Cashtroversy

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: Cash-tro-versy

Sentence: At the end of the month as the bank balance ebbs towards the red, you can guarantee a cashtroversy or two.

Etymology: From cash and controversy

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Buckerfool

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: buck-er-fool

Sentence: All we ever do is buckerfool, can't we just get along for once?

Etymology: Several choices have been offered to explain the etymology of this word, but the most common states it is a combination of the word 'buck' for money or for the violent movements of some animals, and fool, someone who fights or acts stupid. Plus, as an a

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