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'What's that stupid sound?'

DEFINITION: v. To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics.n. The sounds a person makes when they are trying to think.

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Alvintrate

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: al vin trait

Sentence: When there are lots of distractions, I find that my ability to alvintrate helps me solve problems.

Etymology: based upon the voice qualities of Alvin the Chipmunk + concentration

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Batmathics

fmgene

Created by: fmgene

Pronunciation: bath-mat-ics

Sentence: .

Etymology: bat + math _ gymnastics

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Brainleak

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: brain-leak

Sentence: Bill had brainleak and would often talk to himself out loud while thinking.

Etymology: brain + leak

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Cratamopu

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: cret-ama-phoe

Sentence: he's still working on his cratamopu

Etymology: crazy talk mouth percussion

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Squallow

Created by: BMott

Pronunciation: skwall - o

Sentence: Lucy's intense concentration made her squallow as her co-workers looked at her in annoyance.

Etymology: squall - cry out - ow making it happen

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COMMENTS:

Good word! - wordmeister, 2007-02-01: 04:29:00

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Smartycants

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: smart - ee - kants

Sentence: When Edward Eisen started thinking, we heard the unique and often soprano pitched sounds of his smartycants emerging from the quiet of the classroom, library or whatever room he happened to be using for his study.

Etymology: smarty, cants (musical singing sounds,the jargon of a particular class or subgroup), play on "smarty pants)

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COMMENTS:

mrskellyscl Tee hee! Bravo Cantore! - mrskellyscl, 2009-08-24: 07:46:00

cants for the memories... - Nosila, 2009-08-24: 20:57:00

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Supersonicphsycosis

Created by: TONYCCIA

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Chirponder

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: tchir-pon-dur

Sentence: While trying to come up with a good word for today's Verbotomy, I found myself chirpondering.

Etymology: chirp + ponder

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Freaksqueak

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: freak squeak

Sentence: She was trying to figure out how many pairs of shoes she could afford and started freaksqueaking right there in the store.

Etymology: Um, freak + squeak.

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Psychoticbabble

Created by: Sed8ed

Pronunciation: sigh-cot-tick-ba-bell

Sentence: Ron used the pshychoticbabble technique when he was doing quantum physics problems.

Etymology:

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