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'What's that stupid sound?'

DEFINITION: v. To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics.n. The sounds a person makes when they are trying to think.

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Shrilliterate

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: shrill-it-er-ate

Sentence: When lost in deep concentration, Rollie would involuntarily begin to shrillerate, repeating the same borderline incoherent mumbling in a high pitched childlike voice.

Etymology: Combination of Shrill (high-pitched, harsh in sound) and iterate (to say or do again; repeat)

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Squink

ohwtepph

Created by: ohwtepph

Pronunciation: skwink

Sentence: I heard squinking in the room. My roommate is doing his homework for AP Home Economics.

Etymology: squeak + think

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Brainiyak

Created by: toadstool57

Pronunciation: brA-nEE-yak

Sentence: Jill listened in on her brainiyak boyfriend as he conversed to himself, figuring the solution to an astrophysics formula.

Etymology: brain, smart person/maniac, strange or eccentric/ yak, to talk

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COMMENTS:

good one toadstool! - wordmeister, 2007-01-24: 07:45:00

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Mensatwitter

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: men-sa-twit-a

Sentence: Hearing impaired members of the intelligent society often complain that the mensatwitter at their meetings makes it hard to follow proceedings. But nevertheless they cannot help twittering to themselves as they engage in intellectual exercises.

Etymology: Mensa (qualification for membership of which was a high IQ) + twitter (sound of birds chirping)

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COMMENTS:

Funny! Also sounds like something that "men", rather than women, do. - wordmeister, 2007-01-24: 07:48:00

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Screechulate

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: screech/u/late

Sentence: His ability to screechulate while seated in front of his computer, impressed neither his co-workers nor his boss.

Etymology: screech + speculate

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Squeeling

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: squ eeeeeeeeee ling

Sentence: Frank was squeeling at his screen so loud even Dave came out of his office to tell him to pipe down.

Etymology: from squeal squeak and all those sorts of noises.

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Squeekthinking

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: skweek-thin-king

Sentence: While doing his calculus problem set, John's squeekthinking annoyed his wife.

Etymology: Squeek + Thinking

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Squawkthinking

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: squa-k-think-ing

Sentence: he had such a habit of squawkthinking that he had to work in a soundproof cubicle.

Etymology: squawk-thinking

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Cerebralsetto

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: sah-ree-broll-set-oh

Sentence: he eventually lost his job because his cerebralsetto was too distracting for the other employees

Etymology: cerebral, falsetto

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COMMENTS:

That's the problem with being a brain surgeon and an opera star! - wordmeister, 2007-01-24: 07:51:00

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Squinking

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: skwing-king

Sentence: At work, Frank had a lovely time. Nobody would give him anything to do, because no one could stand his squinking!

Etymology: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++ squeek - sound of a mouse. ++++++++++ ++++++ thinking - to constructively use ones brain +++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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COMMENTS:

Leader of the squins! - Alchemist, 2007-01-25: 02:44:00

petaj You beat me to it. Good word, IMHO. - petaj, 2007-01-24: 04:32:00

I love the sound of this one! - purpleartichokes, 2007-01-24: 13:37:00

Yeah, "squink" sounds funny... perfect! - wordmeister, 2007-01-24: 14:52:00

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