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'This donut is so good!'

DEFINITION: To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption.

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Shaksex

Created by: jnine29

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Honeysuccoule

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: honey-suckle

Sentence: Martine was acid-tongued until she got her daily honeysuccoule by consuming maple-syrup dipped lollipops.

Etymology: honeysuckle + succour + all day sucker

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Sucrelege

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: soo/cre/lege

Sentence: Bob's intense involvement slurping the drizzle from the donut was pure sucrelege.

Etymology: sucre + sacrilege

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COMMENTS:

Always with Catholic guilt thing - galwaywegian, 2007-07-10: 06:53:00

Three Hail Marys should rid you of the guilt of that last statement - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 09:39:00

Sheesh, and all this time I've been drinking 3 Bloody Mary's to get rid of guilt. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-10: 10:12:00

no no purple - that would be the Holy Spirit not Spirits such as vodka, gin etc - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 11:15:00

That would explain the whole "worshipping the porcelain god" the next morning. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-10: 13:42:00

Ave Maria, gratia plena... Okay, who wants to share a tray of Toll house cookies? Hmmm?? - Kyoti, 2007-07-10: 15:04:00

I had thought of this and passed on it. Great minds think alike. And I made this comment earlier and it didn't take, grr... - mplsbohemian, 2007-07-10: 17:47:00

great word, and I hope you learn to differentiate between the whole Spirit thing! ;) - ziggy41, 2007-07-10: 18:03:00

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Enolove

Created by: Firrehawk99

Pronunciation: In-oh-love

Sentence: I "Enolove" that doughnut!

Etymology: Enjoy+love

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Confecstasy

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: kun-fek-stah-see

Sentence: Bob's downfall was doughnuts. His confecstasy was evidenced by the jelly smears on his face and the fact that half the box vanished within minutes.

Etymology: confection, ecstasy

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petaj Such decaydence will make his teeth fall out. - petaj, 2007-07-10: 05:46:00

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Saccharisfaction

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: sak-kuh-rihs-FAK-shuhn

Sentence: When he saw the "closed" sign on the candy shop, Alex sighed, "I can't get no saccharisfaction."

Etymology: saccharine + satisfaction

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that's quite a jaggernaut - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 11:37:00

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Gluttocose

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Gloo-tuh-cohs

Sentence: After the 27th sopapilla with honey and cinnamon sugar, I began to feel uncomfortably gluttocose.

Etymology: Gluttony+glucose+comatose

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COMMENTS:

good one - sorry I missed it the first time round - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 15:47:00

petaj I nearly went for glucottony on a similar basis. - petaj, 2007-07-11: 03:06:00

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Carbohydration

Created by: MisUndrstd

Pronunciation: K-ar-bo-hi-dray-sion

Sentence: My cousin Vinnie (you know from the Bronx) has become addicted to sugary drinks. Thus leading us to believe the only thing keeping him alive is his ability to carbohydrate himself.

Etymology: Carbohydrates+ hydration= Carbohydration. The ability to drink vast amounts of sugary drinks!

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Aphrobesiac

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Af-row-bee-see-ac

Sentence: "This pickle, tomato, and peanut butter sandwich proved to be a surprising Aphrobesiac," said Jerry. "But subway was there to rescue me!"

Etymology: Aphrodisiac (a food that gives one pleasure) + obese (overweight)

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very clever Ziggy - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 14:30:00

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Fornicane

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: for/ni/cane

Sentence: Whenever he saw a donut shop, thoughts of fornicaning possessed his brain.

Etymology: fornicate + (sugar) cane

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Sweet! - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-10: 08:17:00

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mplsbohemian - 2007-07-10: 10:29:00
I had thought of this one and passed. Great minds think alike. :)