Verboticisms

Created by: kankamuso

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Sentence: His flabby arms reminded him about his weaksuding problem. Them and his girlfriend Virginia, who was laying on the floor, asphyxiating in a cloud of stench.

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: bettys wall ocks

Sentence: Dave new that damp feeling. It was bettyswollocks. He needed a shower.

Etymology: from an old playground play on words that was sweaty bollocks.

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /wus-'pIr/

Sentence: Lee came back from his jog soaking wet, giving the impression that it'd been an intense workout, but given that he'd only gone to the mailbox and back, it was just wuspiration.

Etymology: From wuss + perspire

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Created by: sir67

Pronunciation: ab naw shush

Sentence: Ten minutes on the treadmill and Bob becomes the most abnauseous person I know.

Etymology: ab - abdomen / nauseous - revolting / based on obnoxious

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Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: stench/bench

Sentence: After a year long absence from bar bells and bench presses, Sam knew his sweat glands and precious pectorals needed a stenchbench workout.

Etymology: stench + bench

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Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: soo-door-if-eeb-ul

Sentence: The personal trainers smirked to each other as yet another sudorifeeble walked through the gym doors in early January. Full of optimistic resolution, the dolts would sign up to a year's membership. But their feeble exercise attempts would only exert their sudoriferous glands.

Etymology: sudoriferous (bearing or secreting sweat) + feeble

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Created by: FionaMin

Pronunciation: flah-BEE-o

Sentence: Bob's girlfriend refused to hug him when he returned from his first trip back to the gym because of his flabio.

Etymology: Flabby + B.O.

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: pit/pahng

Sentence: He was the pitpong champion of the gym, marginally stronger than Forrest Gump (whew!!)

Etymology: pit + ping pong

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Created by: hamburgerman

Pronunciation: fit na swet

Sentence: alex's fitnasweat made him unapealing to the ladies, forcing him to work out even more. Soon enough, he experienced goalure. he worked himself to hard and died of dehydration.

Etymology: fitness + sweat = fitnasweat

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SIMPLE SOLUTION: USE DEODERANT - hamburgerman, 2009-08-20: 21:28:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jiməsīd

Sentence: As Joyce approached the club she wondered why there was such a mass exodus. She soon found out that Ralph had returned after a year\\\'s absence. He had convinced himself that he no longer needed the prescription deodorant his doctor given him and that the best way to get his pauncheesy body back into shape was to enroll in the zazzercise class. In doing so he almost committed gymicide.

Etymology: gym (a gymnasium) + homicide (murder)

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