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DEFINITION: v. To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong. n. A person whose sweat is stronger than their muscles.
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Retrofunk
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: REH-trow-funk
Sentence: After only 2 minutes on the heavy bag, Bobby was redolent with that old magic retrofunk. Cool!
Etymology: Retro + funk
Hurtspiration
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: hurt-speur-ray-shun
Sentence: Phoebe's sore muscles reminded her that for a few more weeks, her New Year's resolution was going to consist of a lot of hurtspiration.
Etymology: Hurt + perspiration
Dejaphew
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: day-zha-FEW
Sentence: Jim could blow the dust off his track suit and rub the mold off his Nikes, but he couldn't shake the odor of dejaphew.
Etymology: deja vu + phew
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COMMENTS:
Very good! - wordmeister, 2007-01-09: 19:00:00
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Fitnasweat
Created by: hamburgerman
Pronunciation: fit na swet
Sentence: alex's fitnasweat made him unapealing to the ladies, forcing him to work out even more. Soon enough, he experienced goalure. he worked himself to hard and died of dehydration.
Etymology: fitness + sweat = fitnasweat
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COMMENTS:
SIMPLE SOLUTION: USE DEODERANT - hamburgerman, 2009-08-20: 21:28:00
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Peeuwspirater
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pee oo spir ay ter
Sentence: When Omar went to the gym, he never had to worry about being crowded out by other fitness buffs. He was such a strong peeuwspirater that people soon left him to his own personal force field to repel nearness to his exertions.
Etymology: Pee-ew (exclamation for a stinky smell) & Perspiration (sweat)
Libinast
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: Li-bi-nast
Sentence: Hey man, I'm a libinast
Etymology:
Bettyswollocks
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: bettys wall ocks
Sentence: Dave new that damp feeling. It was bettyswollocks. He needed a shower.
Etymology: from an old playground play on words that was sweaty bollocks.
Comments:
Javeson1 - 2007-01-09: 00:37:00
Hey! No words up! I guess that means mine is first? (except it's not up either...)
Hey Javeson1, You word is first! And it is showing up now. It's also very good. The people in the New Years resolution crowd do have a special aroma about them -- especially after several months of Infermention. ~ James
allwise - 2007-01-10: 02:12:00
yeah, infermention was a good one.