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'Man! That's strong!'

DEFINITION: v. To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong. n. A person whose sweat is stronger than their muscles.

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Pitpong

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: pit/pahng

Sentence: He was the pitpong champion of the gym, marginally stronger than Forrest Gump (whew!!)

Etymology: pit + ping pong

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Stinkybinky

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: stinkybinky

Sentence: After your workout you need to shower, because if you don´t your are a Stinkybinky.

Etymology: Stinking and bink as in big man.

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Flabio

Created by: FionaMin

Pronunciation: flah-BEE-o

Sentence: Bob's girlfriend refused to hug him when he returned from his first trip back to the gym because of his flabio.

Etymology: Flabby + B.O.

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Flapback

Created by: inscho

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Misogymist

Created by: sarach

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Atrophispire

Created by: swamilasorda

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Exerspire

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: ex - ur - spire

Sentence: Lonnie went to the gym to exerspire. The only obvious change in his flabby physique was the odorous sweat that poured off his body.

Etymology: exercise, perspire

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Gymicide

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jiməsīd

Sentence: As Joyce approached the club she wondered why there was such a mass exodus. She soon found out that Ralph had returned after a year\\\'s absence. He had convinced himself that he no longer needed the prescription deodorant his doctor given him and that the best way to get his pauncheesy body back into shape was to enroll in the zazzercise class. In doing so he almost committed gymicide.

Etymology: gym (a gymnasium) + homicide (murder)

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Perspanator

lebeast

Created by: lebeast

Pronunciation: per-spah-nate-er

Sentence: Tho harmless physically, The Perspanator was known for taking out the strongest of men with his pungent B.O. 'He'll be back'

Etymology: perspire+termanator

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Perspirastrong

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: purs per ay strong

Sentence: When Harry retured to the gym, he attacked the equipment with gusto. He figured if he worked out vigorously, he could shed weight twice as fast. The only thing Harry managed to do was sweat twice as much. In fact he was a perspirastrong...of perspihurculean proportions. Sadly, they just don't make deodorants that strong...

Etymology: Perspiration (salty fluid secreted by sweat glands) & Strong(having strength or power greater than average or expected)

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Comments:

Javeson1 - 2007-01-09: 00:37:00
Hey! No words up! I guess that means mine is first? (except it's not up either...)

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-01-09: 01:22:00
Hey Javeson1, You word is first! And it is showing up now. It's also very good. The people in the New Years resolution crowd do have a special aroma about them -- especially after several months of Infermention. ~ James

allwise - 2007-01-10: 02:12:00
yeah, infermention was a good one.