Verboticisms

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: soo-door-if-eeb-ul

Sentence: The personal trainers smirked to each other as yet another sudorifeeble walked through the gym doors in early January. Full of optimistic resolution, the dolts would sign up to a year's membership. But their feeble exercise attempts would only exert their sudoriferous glands.

Etymology: sudoriferous (bearing or secreting sweat) + feeble

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Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: flab-ber-size

Sentence: Bill found that his early workouts after his long absence were flabbercise.

Etymology: flab + exercise

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: ex - ur - spire

Sentence: Lonnie went to the gym to exerspire. The only obvious change in his flabby physique was the odorous sweat that poured off his body.

Etymology: exercise, perspire

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Created by: timmy

Pronunciation: Im getting a cold from all this sweat

Sentence: Imgettingacoldfromallthissweat.

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: uh-ROM-un-a-ter

Sentence: Upon his return to the gym and his old workout routine, Vince's workout partners quickly learned that the stench of body odor he was giving off made him a particularly repulsive and very unlikeable aromanator.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'aroma' and 'emanate' and is a play on the word 'terminator' from a movie with that title.

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /wus-'pIr/

Sentence: Lee came back from his jog soaking wet, giving the impression that it'd been an intense workout, but given that he'd only gone to the mailbox and back, it was just wuspiration.

Etymology: From wuss + perspire

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Created by: inscho

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Created by: kumza

Pronunciation: bee oh gurr

Sentence: Francis is the worst person to have as a wingman; he is such a beeogre that his stench sends the girls running.

Etymology: B.O. (body odour), Ogre

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COMMENTS:

Be odorific! - Nosila, 2009-08-14: 00:48:00

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Created by: hamburgerman

Pronunciation: fit na swet

Sentence: alex's fitnasweat made him unapealing to the ladies, forcing him to work out even more. Soon enough, he experienced goalure. he worked himself to hard and died of dehydration.

Etymology: fitness + sweat = fitnasweat

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COMMENTS:

SIMPLE SOLUTION: USE DEODERANT - hamburgerman, 2009-08-20: 21:28:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: purs per ay strong

Sentence: When Harry retured to the gym, he attacked the equipment with gusto. He figured if he worked out vigorously, he could shed weight twice as fast. The only thing Harry managed to do was sweat twice as much. In fact he was a perspirastrong...of perspihurculean proportions. Sadly, they just don't make deodorants that strong...

Etymology: Perspiration (salty fluid secreted by sweat glands) & Strong(having strength or power greater than average or expected)

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