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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Sexpression

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun

Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.

Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)

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Nymphavor

Created by: havegate

Pronunciation: nymph favor

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Boffering

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring

Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."

Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering

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You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00

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Sensuoffer

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: sen-sue-offer

Sentence: Thats a very nice sensuoffer he gave you. I hope you have an enjoyable evening.

Etymology: from sensual + offer

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Phallentine

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne

Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.

Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.

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COMMENTS:

Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00

it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00

OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00

Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00

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Horninater

Created by: bettyann9

Pronunciation: horn-in-a-tor

Sentence: Holy smokes that 10 inch dildo Jeff got me was a true horninator!

Etymology: Horny + inator=generic term for making something happen

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Bangthang

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: bang + thaneg

Sentence: The package looked innocuous enough, who could possible guess the crochless panties were a bangthang for Cynthia.

Etymology: Bang + Thang

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Sexent

Created by: BMott

Pronunciation: sex - unt

Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!

Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present

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Lookforass

Created by: aj3131

Pronunciation: look for ass

Sentence: I love the lookforass you gave me!!!

Etymology: the dude is looking for some ass.....so i just kept it simple

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Sexbait

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: seks-beit

Sentence: It was valentines so Sherman bought a whole bunch of red roses and gave them to all the ladies at the office as sexbait. This year he was determined to get some!

Etymology: sex + bait (how specific do you want it?)

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