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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Nookynite
Created by: wordnerd
Pronunciation: noo-kee-nite
Sentence: Harry laughed at Sylvia's blush when she opened her nookynite gift.
Etymology: nooky-slang-sexual pleasure;enjoyment. nite-late evening;sundown
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COMMENTS:
Nice word... I think I will try giving nookynite to my sweetheart. You know, for valentines day... - wordmeister, 2007-02-15: 23:47:00
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Domebauble
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: do-me-bob-el
Sentence: Dave hoped Jan would like his domebauble gift of crotchless panties.
Etymology: do me - (as in the matress mambo) + bauble (a trinket)
Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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Coytoy
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: coy/toy
Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.
Etymology: coy + toy
Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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Boffering
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring
Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."
Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering
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COMMENTS:
You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00
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Quickitch
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: quik.itsch
Sentence: "Don't open it now", he smiled, "wait until tonight - I'll make a fire, we'll open a bottle of wine, and ..." - "Is it a quickitch?" she asked.
Etymology: quickie + to itch for
Sexwrap
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.
Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.
Sexpression
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun
Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.
Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)