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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Nookynite

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Created by: wordnerd

Pronunciation: noo-kee-nite

Sentence: Harry laughed at Sylvia's blush when she opened her nookynite gift.

Etymology: nooky-slang-sexual pleasure;enjoyment. nite-late evening;sundown

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COMMENTS:

Nice word... I think I will try giving nookynite to my sweetheart. You know, for valentines day... - wordmeister, 2007-02-15: 23:47:00

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Domebauble

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: do-me-bob-el

Sentence: Dave hoped Jan would like his domebauble gift of crotchless panties.

Etymology: do me - (as in the matress mambo) + bauble (a trinket)

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Phallentine

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne

Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.

Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.

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COMMENTS:

Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00

it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00

OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00

Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00

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Coytoy

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: coy/toy

Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.

Etymology: coy + toy

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Shagseducers

Created by: kbones

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Sexchange

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: seks-chaynj

Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.

Etymology: sex + exchange

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COMMENTS:

did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00

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Boffering

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring

Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."

Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering

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COMMENTS:

You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00

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Quickitch

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: quik.itsch

Sentence: "Don't open it now", he smiled, "wait until tonight - I'll make a fire, we'll open a bottle of wine, and ..." - "Is it a quickitch?" she asked.

Etymology: quickie + to itch for

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Sexwrap

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.

Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.

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Sexpression

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun

Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.

Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)

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