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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Coytoy

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: coy/toy

Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.

Etymology: coy + toy

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Sexwrap

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.

Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.

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Benequest

Created by: Mobelia

Pronunciation:

Sentence: When he benequested her with lingerie, his intentions became clear.

Etymology: Benefit: meaning added bonus, extras, favors, gravy, perk and Bequest: A gift or endowment

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COMMENTS:

wordnerd very cute - wordnerd, 2007-02-14: 13:04:00

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Bootybooty

Created by: NohWoman

Pronunciation: say it fast... bootybooty

Sentence: On their special day, John gave Dan a pair of hotpants. Now that's some bootybooty!

Etymology: "Booty" alone would work, too. Booty: ass, action, sexual activity or the body parts involved Booty: loot, treasure

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Fornitoken

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

Pronunciation: fawr-ni-toh-kuhn

Sentence: Daisy got plenty of fornitokens from the guys in shipping.

Etymology: fornicate(to engage in sexual intercourse) + token(something serving to represent some fact, event, felling, etc.)

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Trinkettoride

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: trin/ket/too/ride

Sentence: He's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride and he don't care ...what any one else got

Etymology: trinket + ticket to ride

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COMMENTS:

I was looking for a word to describe those wilted flowers. Thanks! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:28:00

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Breastowal

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: br east ow all

Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.

Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.

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Lustoken

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn

Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening

Etymology: lust + token

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Eroffering

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/

Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.

Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing

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so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00

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Floozener

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: floo-zen-ner

Sentence: He gave her a little floozener but it didn't work out as expected. She just slapped him.

Etymology: floozy + loosener

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