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DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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Justrightism

Created by: Lurky2000

Pronunciation: Just-Right-izm

Sentence: Justin was an extreme justrightist

Etymology:

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Eternalretentive

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: e-turn-al-ree-tent-iv

Sentence: Penelope's eternalretention was so bad that it was being mimicked by her digestive system. It was always waiting for the perfect piece of cuisine - so she was fading away.

Etymology: anal retentive + eternity

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Jobstinant

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: johb-stun-ant

Sentence: some people said i was being jobstinant, but i knew eventually someone would want me to work less hours for more money and, if i was lucky, i would have unlimited access to free downloadable porn without fear of retribution

Etymology: obstinant, job [as in the biblical guy who everyone has the patience of]

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COMMENTS:

nice reference to Job - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:21:00

Thinking outside the box! - Scrumpy, 2007-09-11: 13:47:00

Be careful you don't receive a jobation! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:10:00

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Perfatience

Created by: pipipipipi

Pronunciation: per-fay-shents

Sentence: "His perfatience often hindered him in getting anything done"

Etymology: perfection and patience

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Perpetuism

Created by: Greatoak

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Alex stared at the cloud in a state of perpetuism. Waiting for it to dissolve.

Etymology: Perpetual

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Steadication

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: sted-i-key-shun

Sentence: Jean had unlimited steadication when it came to waiting for John's marrige proposal.

Etymology: steady + dedication

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COMMENTS:

very nice!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:22:00

Steady there! At least they're going steady. Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:21:00

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Willtopatience

Created by: Janbo

Pronunciation: Pronounced in a continuous manner.

Sentence: His willtopatience is too great for his own good.

Etymology:

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Zencessive

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: zen/cess/ive

Sentence: He has a zencessive personality, constantly in meditation and self-contemplation waiting always for the perfect moment to act. Because of his zencessiveness, he often misses out completely.

Etymology: zen + excessive

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COMMENTS:

Om good! - Scrumpy, 2007-09-11: 13:46:00

You really zend me! Good word - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:41:00

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Dedicatience

Created by: younger

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She showed extreme dedicatience sitting through the entire performance which seemed to go on for hours.

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

It's fun to say! - younger, 2007-09-11: 16:38:00

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Apexpectation

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: a-PEX-pec-ta-shun

Sentence: At 40 years old, Barry was still apexpecting the girl of his dreams to find and fall in love with him. His mother, on the other hand, was just hoping he would move out.

Etymology: Apex (the pinnacle) and Expecting (a state of waiting in anticipation).

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