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DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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Zencessive

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: zen/cess/ive

Sentence: He has a zencessive personality, constantly in meditation and self-contemplation waiting always for the perfect moment to act. Because of his zencessiveness, he often misses out completely.

Etymology: zen + excessive

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COMMENTS:

Om good! - Scrumpy, 2007-09-11: 13:46:00

You really zend me! Good word - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:41:00

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Purpoise

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: purr-poiz

Sentence: In trying to create a verboticism to match today's verbinition, Bob was willing to wait with purpoise.

Etymology: A blend of purpose: a goal; the thing you want to achieve; and poise: a state of calmness, composure, self-controlled under strain or pressure.

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COMMENTS:

if Bob is a porpoise he would be a porpoise with a purpoise - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:24:00

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Perfechance

sparkles510

Created by: sparkles510

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The boy's perfechance caused him to wait for weeks to ask the girl out.

Etymology:

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Perfatience

Created by: pipipipipi

Pronunciation: per-fay-shents

Sentence: "His perfatience often hindered him in getting anything done"

Etymology: perfection and patience

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Dedicatience

Created by: younger

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She showed extreme dedicatience sitting through the entire performance which seemed to go on for hours.

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

It's fun to say! - younger, 2007-09-11: 16:38:00

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Stoiextracism

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: stoh-uh-ek-struh-siz-uhm

Sentence: He who hesitates or practices stoiextracism is lost.

Etymology: stoicism + extra

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COMMENTS:

Might be time for a stoiexorcism! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:25:00

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Pronauseastination

gazissax

Created by: gazissax

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Evan was a classic ballcrastinator: he was often struck out for waiting for the ideal pitch.

Etymology: nausea=from ad nauseaum, to go on to the point of sickness; procrastination=to put off and off

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Ukillop

Created by: doig1394

Pronunciation: oo-kill-op

Sentence: the kid had a serious issue of ukillop

Etymology:

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Eternitease

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ee/turn/i/teez

Sentence: It didn't matter how long he had to wait. He was an eternitease so he could wait forever

Etymology: eternity + tease

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COMMENTS:

Another good one! - Scrumpy, 2007-09-11: 13:44:00

But he will finish up in an eterni-box. Handsome word in look and sound. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:13:00

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Steadication

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: sted-i-key-shun

Sentence: Jean had unlimited steadication when it came to waiting for John's marrige proposal.

Etymology: steady + dedication

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COMMENTS:

very nice!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:22:00

Steady there! At least they're going steady. Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:21:00

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