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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Dangriving

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: Dane-riving

Sentence: He started dangriving and it scared the crap out of me.

Etymology: danger/driving

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Suveer

Created by: Sissyphus

Pronunciation: S U veer

Sentence: The bicycle was technically in the right hand lane, but I needed to turn immediately so I just SUVeered around the corner and hoped he had decent brakes.

Etymology:

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Driverage

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: drive - rage

Sentence: Those fools must have driverage! They can't go that way down the bypass...

Etymology: driver + rage

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Streetknuckle

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: street-nuk-ull

Sentence: Swallowing one's pride and choosing not to streetknuckle prevents many an accident.

Etymology: In a shamelessly lame attempt to appeal to the masses (for votes), the simple streak continues: From "street" and "knuckle". I hate myself.

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COMMENTS:

Shamelessly lame? Simple is better. I like this one...sounds like a word I'd actually use, as opposed to most of the linguistic monstrosities out there. - ErWenn, 2007-01-06: 01:09:00

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Roadhogish

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: road-hog-ish

Sentence: he was so roadhogish that he could not keep on his side of the road.

Etymology: road-hog-ish

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Drivenesia

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Drive-nesia

Sentence: Do you remember how to drive or do you have drivenesia?

Etymology: Amnesia.

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Accelirrational

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: ax-sell-er-ash-in-al

Sentence: Refusing to slow down was accelirrational in the extreme

Etymology: accelerate, irrational

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COMMENTS:

Excellent! - fonka99, 2007-01-04: 09:47:00

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Autowarrior

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: auto worrior

Sentence: damien was fast furious and an autoworrior. He was always first to overtake.

Etymology: from autocar etc and warrior, always ready to joust in battle

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Assdrive

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: Ass Drive

Sentence: I am the best assdriver ever!

Etymology: Assertive driving or driving like an ass

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Drivezerking

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: drihve-zerk-eng

Sentence: Bob's drivezerking eventually got him and 30 other people killed in a 20 car pile-up.

Etymology: drive + bezerking

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