Verboticisms

Created by: MisUndrstd

Pronunciation: [Ma-d-Mak-Suh-Muh]

Sentence: My cousin Vinnie in an attempt to run from the cops darted in and out of traffic on the 405 freeway. Many comments were made from other drivers.. some of them were sign language in the form of the one fingered sign. Over the police radio the officer said "In pursuit of a MadMaxima on the 405..."

Etymology: Mad (upset, crazed+ Maxima (model of automobile)= MadMaxima

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Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: car-fool

Sentence: She opted to drive home from dinner because his carfooling makes her nauseous.

Etymology: carpool and fool

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Created by: 12345678910

Pronunciation: logan

Sentence: galati

Etymology: 10

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Created by: Wiserhinoceros

Pronunciation: CON-tra-fict

Sentence: He regularly contraficted driving against the traffic as if in contradiction to the rules of the road.

Etymology: Contra (against). fict (unreal). A conflation of contradict, traffic and fiction..

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Created by: puttputt

Pronunciation: braen pownding

Sentence: I was so upset with this traffic it was so brainpounding.

Etymology: to show anger or diffuculty understanding something.

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Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: steer/crazy

Sentence: He would often go steercrazy and try to stir things up by driving backwards on the highway.

Etymology: stir crazy + steer

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Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Yeel-dee-aw-dik

Sentence: "I don't care how big that tank is! It have right-of-way!" exclaimed my yieldiotic cousin.

Etymology: Yield (give right-of-way to traffic) + idiotic (stupid)

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Created by: r0b0tj0n3z

Pronunciation: dry-ver-ight-iss

Sentence: Steve has driveritis tendencies

Etymology: driver, tendonitis?

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Created by: weareallbeautiful

Pronunciation: ih-dee-aw-k-r-i-t

Sentence: He was idiocrighting.

Etymology: idiocracy+right

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Created by: angel1615

Pronunciation: traff-ik-all-i-say-shun

Sentence: These people cant drive havent they ever heard of trafficalisation. THEY COULD GET A TICKET FOR THAT £800 BUT THEY WOULDNT NO POOR THING.

Etymology: traffic + civilisation = Trafficalisation

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