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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Deadfast

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: ded faast

Sentence: The undertaker remarked on how deadfast the Lemming family had been through the generations, right back to old Abe who had tried to reason with a herd of buffalo in the days before barbed wire. This time however it was a herd of hogs who had parked in Josia's executive car space at the Lemming liquor store.

Etymology: steadfast, dead fast.

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COMMENTS:

nice intuitive word. Minor objection to it not being a verb but a good idea. - Wiserhinoceros, 2007-07-17: 11:50:00

Hmm where in the rules does it say it has to be a verb? I guess that is somewhat implied from the name of the game, but I didn't realize that was a hard and fast rule. - jesster, 2007-07-17: 13:15:00

I would think the definition implies verb-like action in this case, but a well-placed object works for me too. - Kyoti, 2007-07-17: 15:24:00

would you like to rephrase that Kyoti? - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 03:57:00

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Brainpounding

Created by: puttputt

Pronunciation: braen pownding

Sentence: I was so upset with this traffic it was so brainpounding.

Etymology: to show anger or diffuculty understanding something.

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Motormortal

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: mote-r-more-tal

Sentence: Ken motormortalled through the garage driving like a mad man in Barbie's massive party camper, squashing all of her plastic flowers along the way to GI Joe's tent in the woods.

Etymology: motor (drive) + mortal (deadly)

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Wheelstup

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Wheel + stup or stoop(depending on the variety of English you speak)

Sentence: If you're a passenger in a car driven by a wheelstup-insist on your rites!

Etymology: Wheel+ stup:a backformation of stupidity

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Strdiver

Created by: missmurder

Pronunciation: sra-dive-err

Sentence: Dan got a ticket because he was a strdiver.

Etymology: stuipid+driver

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Irroadsponsible

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ir/road/sponce/ible

Sentence: He again crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signaling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is.

Etymology: irresponsible + road

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Yieldiotic

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Yeel-dee-aw-dik

Sentence: "I don't care how big that tank is! It have right-of-way!" exclaimed my yieldiotic cousin.

Etymology: Yield (give right-of-way to traffic) + idiotic (stupid)

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Deloreanofgrandeur

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: de lo ree an of gran dyur

Sentence: "So I say to Julian, I say, ‘I know we don’t have much time, but we aren’t going to travel through it; lay of this DeLorean of grandeur! We’ve been honked at thrice!’” Vincent stroked Amanda’s hair while taking a pause. “He gets this look in his eye that I can’t begin to describe it!”

Etymology: delorean + delusion of grandure.

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COMMENTS:

daaang that was late. sorry reader(s?)! - jadenguy, 2007-07-17: 16:51:00

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Roadstupidity

Created by: leaffan001

Pronunciation: ro-od-stu-pid-i-te

Sentence: driving stupidly even though you think it is right

Etymology: comes from the word roadrage

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Steercrazy

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: steer/crazy

Sentence: He would often go steercrazy and try to stir things up by driving backwards on the highway.

Etymology: stir crazy + steer

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Comments:

Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:40:00
Wreckspect

Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Eeek! I wasn't paying attention and I put my word in the wrong place - could you delete it for me, oh Mightiest of Verbotomists?

Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Er... and the comment asking you to delete it. And, heh, this one too. I think I'm caught up now.

rikboyee - 2007-07-17: 01:00:00
aaahh...a bit of boxlexia i see

Kyoti - 2007-07-17: 11:12:00
La pequeña caja divertida.

MisUndrstd - 2007-07-17: 12:32:00
Yeah what Kyoti said!

Girljenta2006 - 2007-07-22: 11:27:00
Hi