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'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Monopolover

becksadoodles

Created by: becksadoodles

Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er

Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.

Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.

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Glominatrix

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /glom-uh-ney'-triks/

Sentence: I couldn't even hug my sister without getting a scowl from Cindy, and she was such a glominatrix that she had to squeeze herself in between me and the dog, as soon as she saw me sit down on the couch next to him.

Etymology: [Or 'Glominator' - masculine form] glom - seize upon or latch onto something; 'glom onto' (slang, from Scottish, glaum "to snatch at") + dominatrix - dominating partner in a relationship, usu. feminine (Latin, dominātus & -trix/-tor)

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COMMENTS:

Yikes! KInky in more ways than one. Another good word. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:11:00

libertybelle Brilliant! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:53:00

Another great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00

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Needleach

Created by: mommymug72

Pronunciation: need-leech

Sentence: My Wife is such a needleach I have to walk around with a cane and my eyes closed to keep her from thinking I am having an affair.

Etymology:

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Lovehawk

Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: luv-haw-ka

Sentence: She is such a lovehawk, yesterday I was talking to her boyfriend and she swooped in and started confronting him!

Etymology: love:as in the love of another+hawk:a predator bird:as in she guarded him like a hawk

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COMMENTS:

can't get over it.. i think i'm gonna say lovehawk instead of anything else hehe - legion, 2008-01-05: 17:10:00

Right on! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:19:00

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Domijealous

Created by: legion

Pronunciation: (do-mi-jealous

Sentence: i cant believe you just said that in front of her, I was only admiring her necklace....how DOMIJEALOUS can ya be? (rhetorical)

Etymology: a blend of dominate and jealous. It immediately came to mind when i looked at the picture provided

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Significantugher

Created by: Bullwinkle

Pronunciation: sig-nif-iacnt ugh'er

Sentence: My significantugher hates when I flirt.

Etymology: Play on "significant other"

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Affentionhog

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: ah-fen-shun-hawg

Sentence: Melissa is such an affentionhog that she even gets jealous if her boyfriend calls his own sister.

Etymology: attention + affection + hog

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COMMENTS:

Affection and attention in one word! Nice blend there. - Tigger, 2008-01-05: 02:41:00

I can see myself using this one. Nice! - bluenutria, 2008-01-05: 21:31:00

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Paramourasite

Created by: treehous

Pronunciation: /ˈper-ə-ə-ˈmu̇r-ə-sīt/ (para-more-a-site)

Sentence: Although they were casual friends, his paramourasite tendencies convinced him to monopolize her affections completely.

Etymology: parasite- from Latin parasitus, from Greek parasitos "person who eats at the table of another" amour- from Latin amorosum, from amor "love."

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Amonopolist

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: amuh-NOP-uhl-ist

Sentence: Roxie was such an amonopolist that she insisted that she and Bob shop together.

Etymology: Blend of "AM" love, loving; "AMA" together: and MONOPOLIST: one who seeks exclusive control.

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Monopudater

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: mon-opp-yu-day-ter

Sentence: Theresa is such a monopudater, he can't even look in the direction of another girl.

Etymology: monopoly + dater

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Comments:

legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion

LinDDuCiite LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
Hi