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'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Barnagal

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: barn a gal

Sentence: Since she first set eyes on him, Sophie had become the barnagal to George's loveboat...one he could not scrape away.

Etymology: barnacle + gal

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Monopudater

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: mon-opp-yu-day-ter

Sentence: Theresa is such a monopudater, he can't even look in the direction of another girl.

Etymology: monopoly + dater

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Lovehawk

Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: luv-haw-ka

Sentence: She is such a lovehawk, yesterday I was talking to her boyfriend and she swooped in and started confronting him!

Etymology: love:as in the love of another+hawk:a predator bird:as in she guarded him like a hawk

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COMMENTS:

can't get over it.. i think i'm gonna say lovehawk instead of anything else hehe - legion, 2008-01-05: 17:10:00

Right on! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:19:00

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Smotherlover

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Smuthe - er - luv - er

Sentence: Mary Beth was so jealous of other women and was so watchful of Arnold's activities she had become a complete smotherlover.

Etymology: Smother and lover

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COMMENTS:

Wow ... powerful word! Those words with mother in them always are! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:23:00

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Suffocelfish

Created by: wejommon15

Pronunciation: Suh-fih-kel-fish

Sentence: Confused Male: My girl refuses to gimme any time for myself. Friend: She sure is sufficelfish.

Etymology: Suffocate and selfish

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Slovefish

Created by: bluenutria

Pronunciation: SLUV-fish

Sentence: "Stop being so slovefish; I was only asking her for directions!"

Etymology: Selfish + love

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Domimator

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: dom/i/mate/or

Sentence: Because of her insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a domimator. She domimates to the point of totally controlling and smothering her boyfriend.

Etymology: dominate + mate

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COMMENTS:

Wow ... what a word! Kind of kinky ... in more ways than one. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:09:00

Very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00

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Monopolover

becksadoodles

Created by: becksadoodles

Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er

Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.

Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.

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Stealoving

Created by: TheUrbanRabbit

Pronunciation: Steel-luv-ing

Sentence: Tanya's been stealoving Jay since they started dating last week, poor guy.

Etymology: Steal + Loving (stealin' the love!)

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Monopoleyeser

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a

Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.

Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!

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COMMENTS:

Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00

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Comments:

legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion

LinDDuCiite LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
Hi