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'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Debouquetress

Created by: direwookiee

Pronunciation: Dee-bo-ket-tress (f) (Masculine: Debouqueter) Dee-bo-ket-ter

Sentence: My ex-girlfriend was such a debouquetress; she would never even let me look at other girls.

Etymology: "De" as a prefix, meaning anti. "bouquet" coming from the saying, or perhaps movie quote "Even if I've already had the wine, doesn't mean I cannot sample the bouquet." That's probably not word for word, but I have a bad memory.

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Amonopolist

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: amuh-NOP-uhl-ist

Sentence: Roxie was such an amonopolist that she insisted that she and Bob shop together.

Etymology: Blend of "AM" love, loving; "AMA" together: and MONOPOLIST: one who seeks exclusive control.

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Possessobsessive

Created by: Redrover

Pronunciation: possess+obsessive

Sentence: Marcia was a total possessobsessive when it came to her man and would not even let him talk to another woman when they were at parties.

Etymology:

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Paramourasite

Created by: treehous

Pronunciation: /ˈper-ə-ə-ˈmu̇r-ə-sīt/ (para-more-a-site)

Sentence: Although they were casual friends, his paramourasite tendencies convinced him to monopolize her affections completely.

Etymology: parasite- from Latin parasitus, from Greek parasitos "person who eats at the table of another" amour- from Latin amorosum, from amor "love."

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Stealoving

Created by: TheUrbanRabbit

Pronunciation: Steel-luv-ing

Sentence: Tanya's been stealoving Jay since they started dating last week, poor guy.

Etymology: Steal + Loving (stealin' the love!)

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Clawsunkinoid

Created by: zebrahdh

Pronunciation: Claw-sunk-in-oid

Sentence: He was unable to attend the bachelor party since his clawsunkinoid girlfriend figured there would be strippers there.

Etymology: Claws sunk in so deep that your practically a puppet.

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Needleach

Created by: mommymug72

Pronunciation: need-leech

Sentence: My Wife is such a needleach I have to walk around with a cane and my eyes closed to keep her from thinking I am having an affair.

Etymology:

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Domijealous

Created by: legion

Pronunciation: (do-mi-jealous

Sentence: i cant believe you just said that in front of her, I was only admiring her necklace....how DOMIJEALOUS can ya be? (rhetorical)

Etymology: a blend of dominate and jealous. It immediately came to mind when i looked at the picture provided

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Smotherlover

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Smuthe - er - luv - er

Sentence: Mary Beth was so jealous of other women and was so watchful of Arnold's activities she had become a complete smotherlover.

Etymology: Smother and lover

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COMMENTS:

Wow ... powerful word! Those words with mother in them always are! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:23:00

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Concumine

Created by: bigbigjeff

Pronunciation: Con-cue-mine

Sentence: My girlfriend is a total concumine, every time i try to go to my mothers house she asks why I'm leaving her to see "that woman".

Etymology: From Concubine meaning one who sleeps with a man out of wedlock, and mine meaning possessive.

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COMMENTS:

libertybelle outstanding word! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:54:00

brilliant word - direwookiee, 2008-01-04: 17:32:00

Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:21:00

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Comments:

legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion

LinDDuCiite LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
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