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DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.
Verboticisms
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Lovecorseter
Created by: Kazizzle
Pronunciation: luv/core/setter
Sentence: Pete: All I have to do is look in the general direction of a female and Paula goes into "lovecorster" mode.
Etymology: Love - an intense feeling of affection. Corset - a binding (and painful) undergarment.
Affentionhog
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: ah-fen-shun-hawg
Sentence: Melissa is such an affentionhog that she even gets jealous if her boyfriend calls his own sister.
Etymology: attention + affection + hog
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COMMENTS:
Affection and attention in one word! Nice blend there. - Tigger, 2008-01-05: 02:41:00
I can see myself using this one. Nice! - bluenutria, 2008-01-05: 21:31:00
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Monopudater
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation: mon-opp-yu-day-ter
Sentence: Theresa is such a monopudater, he can't even look in the direction of another girl.
Etymology: monopoly + dater
Significantugher
Created by: Bullwinkle
Pronunciation: sig-nif-iacnt ugh'er
Sentence: My significantugher hates when I flirt.
Etymology: Play on "significant other"
Concumine
Created by: bigbigjeff
Pronunciation: Con-cue-mine
Sentence: My girlfriend is a total concumine, every time i try to go to my mothers house she asks why I'm leaving her to see "that woman".
Etymology: From Concubine meaning one who sleeps with a man out of wedlock, and mine meaning possessive.
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COMMENTS:
outstanding word! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:54:00
brilliant word - direwookiee, 2008-01-04: 17:32:00
Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:21:00
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Debouquetress
Created by: direwookiee
Pronunciation: Dee-bo-ket-tress (f) (Masculine: Debouqueter) Dee-bo-ket-ter
Sentence: My ex-girlfriend was such a debouquetress; she would never even let me look at other girls.
Etymology: "De" as a prefix, meaning anti. "bouquet" coming from the saying, or perhaps movie quote "Even if I've already had the wine, doesn't mean I cannot sample the bouquet." That's probably not word for word, but I have a bad memory.
Needleach
Created by: mommymug72
Pronunciation: need-leech
Sentence: My Wife is such a needleach I have to walk around with a cane and my eyes closed to keep her from thinking I am having an affair.
Etymology:
Lovehawk
Created by: gemmgemms
Pronunciation: luv-haw-ka
Sentence: She is such a lovehawk, yesterday I was talking to her boyfriend and she swooped in and started confronting him!
Etymology: love:as in the love of another+hawk:a predator bird:as in she guarded him like a hawk
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COMMENTS:
can't get over it.. i think i'm gonna say lovehawk instead of anything else hehe - legion, 2008-01-05: 17:10:00
Right on! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:19:00
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Monopoleyeser
Created by: bananabender
Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a
Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.
Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!
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COMMENTS:
Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00
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Paramourasite
Created by: treehous
Pronunciation: /ˈper-ə-ə-ˈmu̇r-ə-sīt/ (para-more-a-site)
Sentence: Although they were casual friends, his paramourasite tendencies convinced him to monopolize her affections completely.
Etymology: parasite- from Latin parasitus, from Greek parasitos "person who eats at the table of another" amour- from Latin amorosum, from amor "love."
Comments:
legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion
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