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DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.
Palateisaur
Top verboticism of the day created by TJayzz
Pronunciation: Pal-at-iz-ore
Sentence: Whilst snacking on his favourite potato crisps, Bob was suddenly afflicted with a painful case of palateisaur, he had accidentally caught the roof of his mouth with one of the sharp edges. His eyes would not stop watering for half an hour and he was only able to eat ice-cream for the rest of the week!
Etymology: Palate(the roof of the mouth) + Sore(a raw and painful place on the body) = Palateisaur
Created by: TJayzz.
Comments:
funny - sounds like a new species of dinosaur - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-23: 10:52:00
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Chiprip: /chip-rip/ The tasty pleasure of eating sour cream and onion potato chips goes out the window when you painfully chiprip the roof of your mouth. Etymology: CHIPRIP - verb - from CHIPS as in potato chips) + RIP (to cut, or tear apart in a rough, or vigorous manner) Created by: Stevenson0.
Comments:
Good one! - Mustang, 2008-10-23: 07:10:00
Been there, done that...good word! - Nosila, 2008-10-23: 20:34:00
Exsanguineats: /ex san goo in eets/ Although the exsanguineats had 640 calories per serving, she actually lost weight while eating them. Etymology: exsanguinate (bleeding out) eats Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments:
never heard of exsanguinate before but it works like a charm in your definition - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-23: 10:54:00
Exsanguinate and desanguinate are terms used on cop shows for people who bleed to death...Hill Street Blues used them all the time. I would rather deSANGRIAnate! - Nosila, 2008-10-25: 00:26:00
Spudnik: /spud-nik/ I had to give up eating potato chips because of the spudniks - either that or get a whole new red wardrobe. Etymology: sputnik + spud + nick Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments:
Nice one. Thinking of giving them up myself! - TJayzz, 2008-10-23: 13:04:00
Welcome to the Spice Age, comrade! - metrohumanx, 2008-10-23: 17:13:00
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Today's definition was suggested by xirtam. Thank you xirtam! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by xirtam. Thank you xirtam. ~ James