Verboticism: Eviannoying

'If you don't drink enough then your brain turns stupid'

DEFINITION: v. tr. To obsessively carry a water bottle always by one's side, regardless of how inconvenient, unnecessary, or impolite it may be. n. A person who constantly sips, sucks and gulps at a water bottle, fearing death by dehydration.

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Eviannoying

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: ay-vee-on-oy-ing

Sentence: Everyone stared at Kate as she indulged her eviannoying habit of consistent hydration during the middle of Sunday mass.

Etymology: Evian: popular bottled water brand + annoying

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Comments: Eviannoying

silveryaspen - 2008-02-21: 13:16:00
Great etymology. You captured the unnecessary and impolite aspects of the definition swimmingly!

Tigger - 2008-02-21: 23:25:00
I can just imagine 'Kate' trying to refill from the baptismal font.