Verboticism: Maladayoff

'Yes Boss, I am sick as a dog'

DEFINITION: v., To create the impression that you are deathly ill and represent a potentially lethal bio-hazard risk, so that your boss will ask you to "take the next couple of days off". n., A faked illness.

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Maladayoff

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: malla-day-off

Sentence: The boss was suspicious that Ken was only suffering from a maladayoff. In the background he could hear the strains of Greensleeves and the steady crash of waves on a beach. It must have been a case of fauxplague.

Etymology: malady + day off (faux + plague + plage fr. for Beach) A fauxplague is a specific type of maladayoff wherein the sufferer returns to work with a case of sunburn.

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Comments: Maladayoff

libertybelle - 2007-11-02: 11:09:00
Hee hee so funny!! i like fauxplague too - kinda sexy!

OZZIEBOB - 2007-11-04: 16:49:00
Clever blend. Hope Ken doesn't get sandy blight!