Verboticism: Miskit

'I said to dress business casual!'

DEFINITION: n. The feeling of anxiety created by the realization that you've arrived at a social event "wearing the wrong thing". v. To arrive at a social function and suddenly realize that you are you are completely over-dressed or worse -- under-dressed!

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Miskit

Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: miss-kit

Sentence: Buttons looked around the conference room at the 234 perfectly identical faces and bodies, dressed all in charcoal grey suits. In eerie unison they all turned to look at him with cold dead eyes. Feeling quite miskit, he adjusted his rainbow wig, performed an awkward three-point-turn in his size 37 red patent leather shoes, and exited through the door he'd entered. He realized his mistake when he re-read the sign posted by the door, which in bold block letters announced, "Welcome clones!"

Etymology: misfit + kit (British slang for clothes)

Points: 1280

Comments: Miskit

ErWenn - 2008-02-25: 10:11:00
I like this one.

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-25: 13:31:00
clever

silveryaspen - 2008-02-25: 13:44:00
Erupted in laughter picturing your clone-some miskit! Kit-catchy Creation!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-25: 19:21:00
Short & sweet!