Verboticism: Phalories

'I've been working out on this ab machine every day for a week'

DEFINITION: n. The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you've been exercising and watching what you eat. v. To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight.

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Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: FAL-OR-EES

Sentence: These 100 calorie packs have added like 500 phalories on me!

Etymology: Phantom Calories

Points: 947

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Comments: Phalories

silveryaspen - 2008-03-19: 20:31:00
I've never seen a calorie, never felt one, so I think phalories is a perfect word for them! Well done!