Verboticism: Slurrealisation

'Fell asleep at the keyboard again...'

DEFINITION: n., The uneasiness, social discomfort, and impending sense of doom which occurs when you realize that you've sent out a few too many emails after drinking way too much. v., To worry about your social status after a night of heavy drinking and stupid emailing.

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Slurrealisation

Created by: emdeejay

Pronunciation: slur realise ayshun

Sentence: Samuel, or "Shixpack Shammy" as he was known to his colleagues was a troubled young lad. His entire life the world and people in particular seemed daft to him. Every day he woke to a prison of mediocrity and banality, where 'unreasonable' people refused to bend to suit his narcissistic views. Unable to stand the incessant anxiety, Sam escaped each evening to the comforts of drunken stupor; a slurrealistic realm where he was king. One evening after a particularly unproductive day of pointless meetings Sam snapped. He downed a case of his favourite lager, opened his laptop, and began to compose. He cajoled his colleagues, belittled his boss, and flummoxed his friends. Finally, exhausted and relieved, he collapsed upon his keyboard and drooled himself to sleep. The next day as he commuted, Sam opened his curiously sticky laptop and had a gut wrenching slurrealisation.

Etymology: "Slur": (a) A nasty statement directed at someone you dislike. (b) The chaotic cadence inherent in the speech of inebriated humans. "Realisation": The curious sensation felt when something new occurs to you. "Surreal": That's like, totally surreal man

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Comments: Slurrealisation

petaj - 2008-12-03: 05:29:00
Such a schlock to the system, slurtainly.

Mustang - 2008-12-03: 07:26:00
Schamuel done got his tang all toungled up, didn't he?

Jabberwocky - 2008-12-03: 10:11:00
drooliscious

metrohumanx - 2008-12-03: 16:32:00
Now THATS a killer sentence. Good one, MDJ!

silveryaspen - 2008-12-03: 17:01:00
great sentence and etymology

emdeejay - 2008-12-03: 20:47:00
Thanks :-) It's great fun writing them

Nosila - 2008-12-04: 00:52:00
Sham should learn to emole his controtions! Good word & sentence.

OZZIEBOB - 2008-12-05: 03:05:00
Another good one