Verboticism: Blandsult

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Blandsult
Created by: Guest
Pronunciation: Just like it looks.
Sentence: Tom, not sure whether his boss was Christian or Jewish, attempted to offer a "safe" holiday greeting, but wound up blandsulting her instead.
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Points: 88