Verboticism: Decemberize

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Decemberize
Created by: Guest
Pronunciation:
Sentence: After barely escaping the perfume counter lady, I was decemberized by the girl scouts, Salvation Army man, and a fake Santa on my way out of the store.
Etymology:
Points: 75