Verboticism: Lickosuction
DEFINITION: v. tr. To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for "health reasons".
Lickosuction
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: lik o suk shun
Sentence: Her Catholic upbringing had programmed her to believe that acts were only sinful when you took pleasure in them, so she applied the same logic to eating, figuring that you wouldn't get fat if you didn't enjoy the food. Her lickosuction technique unfortunately had the opposite effect, as it didn't involve chewing, which was the only calorie burning part of the process.
Etymology: liposuction, lick, suction
Points: 437
Comments: Lickosuction
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 09:11:00
Obviously, she was a Cathaholick.
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 09:31:00
it made eating salad difficult because she was a romaine catholick
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 09:40:00
Life would have been easier if she were Chewish.
jadenguy - 2007-06-20: 10:07:00
foodha would say that the existance of her cheeseburger would be moo.
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 11:05:00
and Gibran would say 'Beauty is eternity grazing at itself in a mirror'
petaj - 2007-06-20: 23:08:00
And the love of honey is the pursuit of all weevils.