Verboticism: Abpolish

'I need to feel sexy again! Give me Britney's abs!'

DEFINITION: v. intr., To compensate for emotional rejection by trying to change one's appearance through aggressive dieting, exercise and/or plastic surgery -- common among aging divorcees.

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ab/poll/ish

Sentence: The only way to abpolish her demons and win back her self esteem was to throw herself wholeheartedly into sculpting a new physique.

Etymology: ab (as in abdominal) + polish + abolish

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Comments: Abpolish

Scrumpy - 2007-09-20: 10:02:00

Jabberwocky - 2007-09-20: 10:35:00
I must abpologize - I found this one tough so I had to milk it for all it was worth

skeeterzirra - 2007-09-20: 14:23:00
Abpolish doesn't have the snarky pejorative connotations. Yours is best!

OZZIEBOB - 2007-09-20: 17:46:00
Sure was a tough one. Abfab Jab!