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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

I winning!

DEFINITION: A state of hyper-attentive focus combined with WBT (Whole Body Twitching) and IEE (Ignores Everything Else), which commonly afflicts video game players.

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OMG YGLT Shakespeare

DEFINITION: To unconsciously adopt the vocal mannerisms and linguistic stylings of the people with whom you are speaking.

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Wait for the perfect pitch...

DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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What was I looking for?

DEFINITION: To be so distracted by the fact that you can't find something, that you forget what you were looking for.

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The toast fell butter-side down.

DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn't fair.

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But they're not my dishes!

DEFINITION: A discussion among family members, or room mates, which often turns into a full-blown yelling match, and which seems to occur every night whenever it's time to do the dishes.

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I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

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