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DEFINITION: To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private.

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Prattletwit

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: prat-ill-twit

Sentence: She had enough of his constant prattletwitting, the road goes both ways...she could hardly wait to tell his parents about the time he wore his mother's bra out in public.

Etymology: prattle (gossip) + twit (moron)

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Gauchemouth

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Created by: ubernym

Pronunciation: GOASH-MOUTH

Sentence: My boyfriend totally gauchemouthed our relationship at work today.

Etymology: Gauche, which is French and denotes one who is clumsy and otherwise socially inept, and mouth, a noun that is also a verb, which makes this even more fun: because a gauchemouth is a person who gauchemouths

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Blutter

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: BLUT ur

Sentence: Well, he bluttered to everyone that we had sex on it, so now no one will sit on the couch--we have to get a new one.

Etymology: blurt+utter (and blather)

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COMMENTS:

hehe! - purpleartichokes, 2007-08-03: 08:15:00

Funny sentence. :D - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-03: 09:47:00

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Ignorblurt

Created by: Kelly

Pronunciation: IG-ner-BLURT

Sentence: Jim had signed the confidentiality agreement without reading it, and got fired when he ignorblurted secret patent information.

Etymology: Ignorant (unaware) + Blurt (as in "to blurt out")

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Priverbalize

Created by: Gionuzzo

Pronunciation: prie VERB al ize

Sentence: Joe priverbalized to his freinds that his mother used special ointment on her toes.

Etymology: Private+verbalize

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Gosslip

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: gahs-slip

Sentence: Instead of fighting her tendancies to gosslip, Meredith embraced them. She is now editor-in-chief at one of the biggest tabloid mags around.

Etymology: gossip + slip (slip of the toung, to let something slip, etc.)

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Indiscretin

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: in/dis/creh/tin

Sentence: He was such an indiscretin that his girlfriend considered having his tongue surgically removed - but she loved french kissing too much

Etymology: indiscretion + cretin

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Infauxpas

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: in-FO-pa

Sentence: When the young officer was appointed to a position in the "Freedom of Information" Department nobody realised that he was prividyslexic. He thought that freedom of information meant that the information in the database he updated was free to all to access. But his biggest "informational" false step or infauxpas came when he released the names and addresses of his country's secret service agents to an officer of a less than friendly, foriegn power.

Etymology: Based on, and a blending of, French, "faux pas" and the English, "information".

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COMMENTS:

prividyslexic is a great word to although it might imply that he was confused as to which washroom sign to follow - Jabberwocky, 2007-08-03: 06:02:00

I like it, but the word suggests that it is defining a mistake. Good merge though :) - frostycharlie69, 2007-08-03: 17:50:00

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Geesenotinpublic

Created by: dancer002013

Pronunciation: geese-not-in-public

Sentence: He said my mom weighs 300 pounds and the mom said you know nothing about geesenotinpublic.

Etymology: swiss

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Blabsprech

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: blab-shprek

Sentence: Arthur did not need to blabsprech the gory details of his mysterious rash, but he did anyway.

Etymology: "Blabbermouth" - Someone who does not know when to shut up. "Sprechen" - German for speak.

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