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Verbotomist's Delight
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DEFINITION: Silly little words you say to yourself when you have nothing left, but just have to keep going...
DEFINITION: To develop an area of "chosen incompetency" based on an individual's need to avoid certain unpleasant tasks.
DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.
DEFINITION: To run around like a chicken with its head cut off, while being chased by a horrible woman.
DEFINITION: To smile brightly while having many pieces of food lodged in your teeth.
DEFINITION: To instinctively slam your foot on "the brakes" even though you're just a passenger. Often occurs when the actual driver fails to brake appropriately.
DEFINITION: A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing. After all, they will never bark again.
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