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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Htmltzheimers

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: aych-tee-em-alt-sigh-mers

Sentence: when his server went down he was completely lost and afraid...his htmltzheimers was getting worse

Etymology: html , altzheimers

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Keydependent

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: key de pen dent

Sentence:

Etymology: Over dependence upon use of key words to search for what one needs to find

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Lostcated

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: loss - kate - ed

Sentence: Brenda often lostcated simple things; like the glasses that were perched right on her head or her car keys that always disappeared inside her purse.

Etymology: lost, located

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COMMENTS:

I get it, she couldn't see her glasses cause they were on her nose. That never happens to me... - jrogan, 2009-08-11: 08:55:00

Been there, done that, just cannot remember when... - Nosila, 2009-08-11: 12:21:00

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Dotcompromised

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: daht/com/pro/mizd

Sentence: He was so dotcompromised that he couldn't function at all without being hooked up to his umbilical mouse.

Etymology: dot com + compromised

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COMMENTS:

Oh dear, I hope he doesn't get caught in a dotcompromising position... - wordmeister, 2007-01-05: 11:27:00

The way he's holding that sock is a bit suspicious - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-05: 11:40:00

You two have definitely cyberpromised this gentleman without any evidence whatsoever!! - Stevenson0, 2007-01-05: 13:47:00

Stevenson0 - are you implying I'm a socktease? - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-05: 13:56:00

That statement could cause some cyberepercussions... - purpleartichokes, 2007-01-06: 07:35:00

Maybe that's not a sock he holding.... - wordmeister, 2007-01-06: 11:37:00

I dunno - I've never seen an argylpholactic before. He should just chuck the sock; pink does not become him. - purpleartichokes, 2007-01-06: 14:48:00

purpleartichokes - I love your word argylpholactics - very clever - maybe there's a market for them - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-08: 11:19:00

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Googledependic

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: goo-gl-depend-ick

Sentence: The client was so googledependic that he could not find his car keys

Etymology:

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Disorgajumble

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: dis-orga-jumble

Sentence: He was completely organized in the office, but at home everything he owned was disorgajumbled.

Etymology: disorga - from disorganized jumble - a big pile o' stuff

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COMMENTS:

so true! - wordmeister, 2007-01-05: 11:30:00

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Imfeelingdependant

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Ayem-fee-ling-dee-pen-dant.

Sentence: He's totally "feeling dependant" while looking for a Baby Blues book amongst his shelves.

Etymology: The "I'm Feeling Lucky" google search.

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Notinsite

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: not in syte

Sentence: His name was a trick of cruel fate...Seymour Sox. He always found one sock notinsite and in frustration he opened a website called: notinsite.com and used it as a platform to talk with other search-challenged individuals. After a while he made a ton of money on his notinsite site and could afford to buy new socks everyday and never have to worry about them getting divorced in his dryer ever again. Seymour Sox could now see more socks than he ever had in his life before!

Etymology: Not In Sight (invisible, unseen,inability to see) & Site (a computer connected to the Internet that maintains a series of web pages on the World Wide Web)

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Chercheholism

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: shar-sha-hol-ism

Sentence: He stood frozen in the middle of the grocery store, staring the multi-aisle maze. His chercheholism rendered him non-functional.

Etymology: cherche - french for search; holism - from alchoholism

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Deegle

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: dee-gull

Sentence: I wish I could deegle my car keys when I lose them.

Etymology: desire+google

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