Verboticisms

Created by: jajsr

Pronunciation: Ear-rot-tee-blah-ker

Sentence: Things were heating up between Jeff and Jane, and they both wanted each other badly. As soon as Jeff began to make his move, in comes Jane's German Sheppard Kibbles, who was a staunch erotiblocker. No one was going to steal Jane's affection from Kibbles!

Etymology: Combination of "Erotic": Strongly marked or affected by sexual desire; and "Blocker": To hinder the passage, progress or accomplishment of by or as if by interposing an obstruction.

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COMMENTS:

good one - OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-07: 04:49:00

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Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Row-man-tee-chewed

Sentence: Dave romantitudes his loving moment with Jane because he knew that "Big Ben" the lodger as Jane called him was going to be there and he wasn't one for cutie-pie moments in life and thought romance is for sissy girls and poofs.

Etymology: Romance (romantic, romancing) - The art of love and all things loving and sweet and cute and Romeo + Juliette-esq. Fortitude - Strength and endurance in a difficult or painful situation.

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COMMENTS:

You really sunk your teeth (chewed) into the pronounciation! Gave us all a good one to chew on! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:13:00

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Created by: dalmero8

Pronunciation: love/structor

Sentence: "Man, her dad was such a lovestructor!"

Etymology: love + obstructor

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COMMENTS:

Has originality! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 18:31:00

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Created by: mikeroffey

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Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: Wood-in-ate-or

Sentence: Jim thought he was going to get lucky with the office secretary until the dreaded woodinator appeared from behind the water cooler. Jim's quickly turned into a stick of warm butter.

Etymology: Wood - as in "to be sporting wood" an erection. Terminator - a person or thing that terminates (i.e. the wood).

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COMMENTS:

Oh what he wood'n'do! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:11:00

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ass-tri-not

Sentence: Wendy's Mom wasn't sure if her coidissing had any impact on her daughter, so she sent 5-year-old Cindy along with them on their date to orbit around them like an asstrynot.

Etymology: ass, try, not; astronaut

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COMMENTS:

hitting form already! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:42:00

Coidissing is also a great verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:49:00

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:15:00

Nothing austronauty about to happen here! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:43:00

i meant to write "astronauty" - but austronauty does have meaningful connotations! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:17:00

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: soh berr man flin shur

Sentence: Rudolph, her sobermanflincher was the canine equivalent of a dip in the arctic ocean at christmas. Wwithin a matter of seconds Rudolph was the only one drooling in the room.

Etymology: doberman pinscher, sober man flincher geddit?

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COMMENTS:

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:41:00

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: third - wheel- er

Sentence: Gordon snaked his arm along the back of the lounge and looked longingly into Miranda's eyes. But only for a fleeting second! That amorous feeling had quickly dissipated when the thirdweiler prowled into the room making low growling noises and raising its hackles. The only drooling going on was the dog.

Etymology: third wheel (one who deters the couple's activities - just by being there) + Rottweiler (a breed of dog often used for guard dogs)

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COMMENTS:

The alpha and omega of pun. Thank you :-) - emdeejay, 2008-12-05: 08:19:00

lovely - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:40:00

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: vur - jen - a - tor

Sentence: Dad had a secret weapon “Butch” (aka the “vurgenator”). Once my sisters and I started to notice boys, dad handily rescued him from the local pound. Dad knew just the right moment to launch him into any room of the house before things got too romantic. Butch would stand in front of the lucky couple, teeth barred, growling until it was “hands off” all around…..

Etymology: The word starts with a play on the word virgin (pure and vestal modesty, a woman with no sexual experience) + Urge (to recommend or push, urge also means a strong desire to do something)+ the suffix (ator)(Latin: a suffix that forms masculine nouns from verbs. The nouns denote people who perform the action of the base verb as well as instruments, machines and similar things performing or used to perform the action of the base verb....used in words such as terminator, dictator or gladiator

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Created by: DeltaRho2K

Pronunciation: Ree-pot'-sul

Sentence: Nothing helps me with my goal of abstinence before marriage as well as my personal reppotsul, who, while on a date, got my boyfriend thinking about his grandmother, open-heart surgery, and football.

Etymology: A reversed, apostrophe-less contraction of the words Lust and Stopper.

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COMMENTS:

First reverse verboticism I've seen! Kudos for daring to try something new! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-14: 13:59:00

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