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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.
Verboticisms
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Depheart
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: deep - hart
Sentence: Lila decided to depheart when Alfie kept singing about how she had ruined his life, how evil a woman she was, and how she took her love to town....
Etymology: depart, heart
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COMMENTS:
good one - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:12:00
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Disillusionmental
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: disss illl ewe jun men tahl
Sentence: The lady became disillusionmental and the situation went from bad to worse to worser
Etymology: disillusionment mental
Dissenchanted
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: dis en chan ted
Sentence: When Heidi discovered that her husband was such a jerk, she realized that she had become dissenchanted with him. He had grown old, but never had grown up. Once you take a stroll through the Dissenchanted Forest, you can never go back...
Etymology: Diss (slang:to disrespect)& Disenchanted (freeing from false belief or illusions; state of disillusionment or disappointment)
Evilginger
Created by: BeauKnows
Pronunciation: E-Vil-Gin-Ger
Sentence: Dave is a starving guitarist, who was just looking for a girl who liked to have a good time. Little did he know, he pick out a EVILGINGER!
Etymology: Evil + Ginger
Reevalumate
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: re-eval-u-mate
Sentence: (no offense to Bob Dylan) It is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman. It serves no useful purpose in any case. No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you're not cognizant of it at this particular time. When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises. It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings. Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory.
Etymology: reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn's: an adaptation of the Dylan song "Don't think twice, it's alright.")
Singdictive
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: sing/dic/tive
Sentence: Bob was a singdictive balladeer who followed his window washing girlfriend around town singing 'it ain't me babe'. Go way from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed. Im not the one you want, babe, Im not the one you need.
Etymology: sing + vindictive + dic
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COMMENTS:
hahahah...funny - mweinmann, 2009-05-04: 12:03:00
You crack me UP! Too funny and you are one of the REAL ones that doesn't hold back and VERY original! KUDOS! to you :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-05: 01:43:00
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Sweethurt
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: sweet-hurt
Sentence: Bob finally hit the road when he figures it was his sweethurt that had the problem. "It ain't me, Babe" were his parting words. Just like a woman, she told Mr. Tambourine Man, "I shall be released". He, on the other hand was tangled up in blue.
Etymology: sweetheart (person whom another loves) + hurt (to cause bodily or mental pain or distress)
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COMMENTS:
I too originally thought it was a picture of Bob, but you just have to accept that it's all over now (baby blue) so stop being a Joker Man. - Eightbhall, 2013-08-30: 05:12:00
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Lovernot
Created by: Koekbroer
Pronunciation: luv er not
Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.
Etymology: love her / lover not
Disenchantedforestranger
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer
Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.
Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)
Emancimate
Created by: emdeejay
Pronunciation: ee mancy mate
Sentence: Bob was finally sick of June's emotional blackmail, so he found the courage to emancimate himself.
Etymology: Emancipate: To be freed.
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COMMENTS:
This is very clever!! - mweinmann, 2009-05-05: 08:26:00
Hyverbolous! - dochanne, 2009-05-06: 00:50:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song "My Wife's Home Town", one of may favorites on his new album. Apparently his wife is from Hell, and has one heck of an evil eye. Couldn't help but wonder what she thinks of this song ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-05-04: 03:46:00
Great Idea James :) I enjoyed that and seeing the twitter area. I also added this site to StumbleUpon.com to bring more traffic and fresh faces for new voting based on merit, not on popularity or cheating like some do...I love it here! :)~ Deb
Hey abrakadeborah, thank you for sharing your locally fired love words. ~ James
mweinmann - 2009-05-04: 12:02:00
Fun with Dylan...thanks for this new idea. I agree, I am glad to see fresh faces for new voting based on merit.....this will hopefully dilute any "clique" factors or cheating.