Vote for the best verboticism.
DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.
Verboticisms
Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...
You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.
Sacromania
Created by: seldumonde
Pronunciation: sack-row-may-nee-uh
Sentence: Jack had to satisfy his sacromania by gorging on handfuls of sweets.
Etymology: Sacro = from sucrose, sugar Mania = obsession
Sugobesity
Created by: hvhtim
Pronunciation: shu-go-BE-sih-tee
Sentence: Many police officers suffer from sugobesity.
Etymology: sugar, obesity
Sugjaculation
Created by: fmgene
Pronunciation: sug-jack -ulation
Sentence: the sight of that cake makes me want to sugjaculate
Etymology: sugar+ejaculation
Sweeturbate
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait
Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"
Etymology: sweet masturbate
Beetnik
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: bee/t/nik
Sentence: Once a week the beetniks met in the local Starbucks and paid homage to the great sugar beet by reciting sweet poetry and adding beet sugar to their double lattes
Etymology: beet (sugar) + beatnik
Sweetillate
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /'swE-t&-"lAt/
Sentence: Officer Stereotype was suspended after being sweetilated just a bit too much by his donuts while on duty.
Etymology: Sweet + titillate
Surgasm
Created by: andystager
Pronunciation: shur-gas-em
Sentence: As soon as Eric got home from trick-or-treating he dove into his candy stash and surgasmed on Snickers
Etymology: Sugar + Orgasm
Comments:
wyzowl - 2006-12-15: 01:28:00
Gluttony has made it so. Eating at any time in excess of your body needs is gluttony.
Fleury - 2006-12-15: 02:36:00
Yes, I used 'overindolcevita' for http://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomy.php?jid=kiss already. Sorry, but it just seemed so apt for this one as well.
i spelled my word wrong! how do i change it?
- 2006-12-15: 07:50:00
Hi Loosepeice, We are adding a VSEC (Verboticism Spelling, Editing and Correction) feature this weekend... ~ James
warped - 2006-12-15: 12:51:00
aw, someone already made "Gluephoria"...why can I never think of something original? It always seems like someone beats me to the punch...I guess I should get up earlier. :D
warped - 2006-12-15: 12:53:00
btw, There's no way to change/retract a word, is there?
Hi warped, Not yet... but soon! ~ James
Seems the early verb catches the worm voting wise, eh?
ArosaMike - 2006-12-17: 18:55:00
Woohoo! I made a 100% unique word :D Get in ;)
Works well as a noun, but as a verb...?
duktoreks - 2016-12-09: 00:20:00
“> “>
duktoreks - 2016-12-09: 00:22:00
“>