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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Yahopless

Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: ya-hoh-ples

Sentence: My brother can find the history of Prague online, but he can't keep track of his own keys. He's seriously yahopeless.

Etymology: From the word 'Yahoo' and 'Hopeless'

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Datadiction

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: dat/a/dic/tion

Sentence: Those suffering from datadiction are wearing smelly socks and dirty underwear.

Etymology: data + addiction

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COMMENTS:

I wondered where the smell was coming from - I blamed the cats - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-05: 10:32:00

Obviously, datadiction can cause serious social problems... - wordmeister, 2007-01-05: 10:38:00

Hey Wordmeister - what's your word for today or has the cat got your mouse - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-05: 10:41:00

I swear it was the cats, if not than it's definitely my datadiction. - Stevenson0, 2007-01-05: 13:37:00

I lost my mouse. It's on my desk somewhere, but I can't seem find it... Maybe the cat did eat it. - wordmeister, 2007-01-06: 11:40:00

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Pocketmaze

Created by: troutmask

Pronunciation:

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COMMENTS:

- troutmask, 2007-01-06: 20:45:00

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Unorgooglanized

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: uhn-owr-goo-gul-an-ized

Sentence: I have become very unorgooglanized ever since they cruelly decided not to make google's powers extend beyond the internet.

Etymology: unorganized + google

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Deegle

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: dee-gull

Sentence: I wish I could deegle my car keys when I lose them.

Etymology: desire+google

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Cybernizer

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: cy - ber - nie - zer

Sentence: I'm such a cybernizer; I wish I could search through my house for my keys with my computer.

Etymology: Combination of "cyber" and "organizer", someone who uses cyberspace to organize.

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Googledependic

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: goo-gl-depend-ick

Sentence: The client was so googledependic that he could not find his car keys

Etymology:

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Imfeelingdependant

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Ayem-fee-ling-dee-pen-dant.

Sentence: He's totally "feeling dependant" while looking for a Baby Blues book amongst his shelves.

Etymology: The "I'm Feeling Lucky" google search.

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Aneurekability

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Created by: jennw2ns

Pronunciation: AN-yuhr-EEK-uh-BIL-ih-tee

Sentence: Because of my aneurekability, I can never find my car keys

Etymology: "An"--lack of (Greek) "Eureka"--I found it (also Greek) "bility"--coming, as it does, from "ability"

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Ramnesia

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: RAM-knee-zha

Sentence: Jim can track down the latest Lindsay Lohan photos in 12 seconds flat online, but he developed ramnesia when it was time to pay his credit card bills.

Etymology: RAM (random access memory) + amnesia

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