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DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn't know what not to say.
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Censorchip
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: sensərchip
Sentence: Candy believes in freedom of speech however with her boyfriend Charles, censorchip is required. She would love to have a censorchip planted deep in his brain to keep him from blurting out things she told him in private.
Etymology: censor (scrutinize, revise, or cut unacceptable parts from a book, movie, etc.) + chip (a tiny wafer of semiconducting material used to make an integrated circuit)
Flappymouth
Created by: GreatRandew
Pronunciation: Fla-pi-mouth
Sentence: He had a bad case of flappymouth so nobody told him anything.
Etymology:
Muckschmucking
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: muk-shmuk-ing
Sentence: Though she expected some whispered conversations in the office regarding her drunken escapades at the office party, Sue was quite mortified when coworker Bob started loudly muckschmucking every detail of her semi-naked table dance.
Etymology: muck, schmuck
Indiscreech
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: in dis skreetch
Sentence: When they met, she thought he was cute and charming. After they had gotten to know each other in the biblical sense, she found out later he had been indiscreech with his buddies playing golf. When they leered at her and made lurid comments, she knew she had to dump him quickly, as golfers don't get better with age or die gracefully. They just lose their balls or get a hole-in-one!
Etymology: Indiscreet (lacking discretion; injudicious;not marked by prudence or modesty and wise self-restraint;not heedful of potential consequences)& Screech (a high-pitched noise resembling a human cry)
Speakcret
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: speek - kret
Sentence: Do you want to know a speakcret? Oops, its not a secret any more since I spoke it. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me....hahaha.
Etymology: speak, secret
Dimwitter
Created by: Carla
Pronunciation: dim-wit-uh
Sentence: Luckily, Lucy's friends now knew that she was an incorrigible dimwitter. Ever since Lucy had announced Beatrice's chlamydia to the neighbours, no-one shared their confidences with her.
Etymology: dimwit + witter (to chatter or babble pointlessly)
Comments:
chris - 2007-01-08: 13:54:00
good word
wordmeister - 2007-01-08: 22:50:00
Hey Chris, Which word did you like?