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DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn't know what not to say.

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Blurticaria

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: BLURT-ih-car-ee-ah

Sentence: Jim's wife endured his blurticaria until he told her mother exactly how they broke the heirloom dining room table.

Etymology: blurt + urticaria (i.e., hives)

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Dimwitter

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: dim-wit-uh

Sentence: Luckily, Lucy's friends now knew that she was an incorrigible dimwitter. Ever since Lucy had announced Beatrice's chlamydia to the neighbours, no-one shared their confidences with her.

Etymology: dimwit + witter (to chatter or babble pointlessly)

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Privishar

Created by: Logiedan

Pronunciation: Priv - ish - are

Sentence: That loudmouth is a real privishar, he tells everyone my secrets!

Etymology: Private + Share

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Spazblab

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: SPAZ-blab

Sentence: After 2 drinks Bob was busy spazblabbing about our new takeover strategy to everyone.

Etymology: spaz (To be clumsy or inept) + blab (To reveal (secret matters) especially through indiscreet or unreserved talk)

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Gossiblab

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: gah-sih-blab

Sentence: kids are usually better than adults at gossiblabbing, but that's not a very good thing for them.

Etymology: gossip+blab

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Splutterance

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: splutter - ance

Sentence: Don't tell Jamie anything you want kept secret. He has a bad case of splutterance.

Etymology: splutter - to blurt something out without thinking. ance- suffix denoting action.

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Misclose

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: miss-CLOSE

Sentence: She misclosed everything I told her about my sex life!

Etymology: It's like "disclose." Only with "mis" instead.

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Jabbertalkie

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jabərtôkē

Sentence: Like a movie you just can*t stop, Blurt will talk about whatever pops into his indiscreet little brain. With his brand of jabbertalkie there is no edit, no mute button on this public address system. Tell him a secret and people in the Australian outback will know about it within minutes.

Etymology: jabber: fast, excited talk that makes little sense + talkie (a movie with a soundtrack, as distinct from a silent film) A play off of Jabberwocky

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