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DEFINITION: v. To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money. n. An argument about money

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Cashtroversy

garlinger626

Created by: garlinger626

Pronunciation: Cash-tro-versy

Sentence: At the end of the month as the bank balance ebbs towards the red, you can guarantee a cashtroversy or two.

Etymology: From cash and controversy

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Cashscrapped

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: kash-scrap-ed

Sentence: Anita cashscrapped with her husband at the mall. It wasnt because he hated the dress, he just hated the price.

Etymology: Cash (as in money) + scrap (as in to fight). Also from the phrase cash-strapped (to have little money)

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Debtonations

Created by: nonpossumus

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Their explosive arguments were debtonations hardly worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Etymology: Detonate

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Coinflict

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: koyn flikt

Sentence: Every argument that Stan and Betty had was a coinflict over finances, or lack of them. Stan thought that money grew on trees and Betty was the tree surgeon.

Etymology: Coin (metal piece used as money) & Conflict (an open lash between two opposing sides)

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Currencybashing

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: currency bashing

Sentence: The bills piled up; no matter what he said, she currencybashed him, due to her stress level from robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Etymology: currency= money bashing = beat up

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Moneyquarrel

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: moneykwarrel

Sentence: al this things are abouth moneyquarrel

Etymology: money and quarrel.

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Estrobation

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Estro-bation

Sentence: Now that you are married, arguing with her is considered Estrobation. Fight all you want, she gets the satisfaction.

Etymology: Estrogen + Masterbation

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Smuckight

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation:

Sentence: After the smuckfight we didn't talk for days - neither of us knew what to apologize for.

Etymology: smuck -for Smuckers from the Dane Cook bit and ight from fight

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Altercashion

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: awl-ter-kash-shuhn

Sentence: Whenever Tony is feeling down he likes to buy himself something, usually something stupid or unnecessary. Last week's purchase of a batmobile replica brought on the expected altercashion with his wife. It's not that they didn't need a car, to her, it was a concern that she had no space to bring home the groceries.

Etymology: altercation (a heated or angry dispute; noisy argument or controversy) + cash (money in the form of coins or banknotes, especially that issued by a government)

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Currencument

Created by: natlanclos

Pronunciation: "cur-ren-cu-ment"

Sentence: This is the most igmorent currencument we've ever had.

Etymology: To have an argument over money (currency).

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