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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Objectquest

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: object quest

Sentence: To find anything in your room is an objectquest. The holy grail must be easier to find

Etymology: from objects and quest as in an impossible task.

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Depoogle

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: de-poo-gle

Sentence: I can't seem to find my pictures of Ernest Borgnine(spelling?)(George Carlin reference) because I have such a depoogle.

Etymology: depend+google

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Pocketmaze

Created by: troutmask

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Googlelife

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: goo-gal-lie-feh

Sentence: I wish i had googlelife

Etymology: Google+life (i.e. Google maps)

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Ramnesia

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: RAM-knee-zha

Sentence: Jim can track down the latest Lindsay Lohan photos in 12 seconds flat online, but he developed ramnesia when it was time to pay his credit card bills.

Etymology: RAM (random access memory) + amnesia

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Antigoogle

Created by: dimercurio

Pronunciation: an-tee-goo-gul

Sentence: After being stuck in an antigoogle for three days, I finally finished antigoogling my keys.

Etymology: anti "against" + Google (search engine)

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Yahooginitis

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: Yah-Hoo-Gen-Itis

Sentence: He could even match his socks because of his yahooginitis

Etymology: Yahoo/Engine/itis

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Dopeye

Carla

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: doh-pie

Sentence: Brian was always particularly dopeye in the mornings. He would search for spectacles that were already perched atop his head and for car keys that were in his pocket. He relied entirely on GPS to navigate him to the office where he had worked for the past 17 years.

Etymology: dopey + eye

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Searchenginitis

Created by: pianowiresmile

Pronunciation: Serch-en-gin-i-tis

Sentence: He sat at his computer so long, googling and wikipedia-hunting fer them thesis papers, he developed a wicked case of searchenginitis. It's that dang confounded college, ya know?

Etymology: Search engine/-itis (illness)

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Discomgooglated

dturner

Created by: dturner

Pronunciation: pronounced like "discombobulated" ("gl" is a syllable)

Sentence: Robert was so ferociously discomgooglated, he would frequently type in mid-air in order to locate the eyeglasses perched on his forehead.

Etymology: from dis- L. dis- "apart" & com- L. "with" & google E. Billy De Beck's "Barney Google" (small man with large eyes)

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