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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Depoogle

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: de-poo-gle

Sentence: I can't seem to find my pictures of Ernest Borgnine(spelling?)(George Carlin reference) because I have such a depoogle.

Etymology: depend+google

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Aneurekability

jennw2ns

Created by: jennw2ns

Pronunciation: AN-yuhr-EEK-uh-BIL-ih-tee

Sentence: Because of my aneurekability, I can never find my car keys

Etymology: "An"--lack of (Greek) "Eureka"--I found it (also Greek) "bility"--coming, as it does, from "ability"

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Htmltzheimers

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: aych-tee-em-alt-sigh-mers

Sentence: when his server went down he was completely lost and afraid...his htmltzheimers was getting worse

Etymology: html , altzheimers

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Chercheholism

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: shar-sha-hol-ism

Sentence: He stood frozen in the middle of the grocery store, staring the multi-aisle maze. His chercheholism rendered him non-functional.

Etymology: cherche - french for search; holism - from alchoholism

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Dopeye

Carla

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: doh-pie

Sentence: Brian was always particularly dopeye in the mornings. He would search for spectacles that were already perched atop his head and for car keys that were in his pocket. He relied entirely on GPS to navigate him to the office where he had worked for the past 17 years.

Etymology: dopey + eye

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Googlitis

Created by: hamburgerman

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Socknology

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: sock nowl edgy

Sentence: brian just could not get his head around socknology, it completely alluded him.

Etymology: from socks and technology

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Antepussty

Created by: themeanreds

Pronunciation: Ant-ae-puss-tee

Sentence: I can't find my Corvette anywhere due to a severe case of antepussty.

Etymology: Ante (anterior) + Puss (face) = It's right in front of your grill, man. Get yourself together.

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Indexneglection

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: in-deks-neg-lec-sjån

Sentence: Austins indexneglection often caused him to forget birthdays and the name of his girlfriends.

Etymology: index - a more or less detailed alphabetical listing of names, places, and topics. neglection - to pay no attention to.

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Floptimizing

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: flop/ti/miz/ing

Sentence: FUD (fear, uncertainty, and doubt) struck home as Fred realized that all the time spent looking for his missing black sock could be blamed on his floptimizing genes.

Etymology: flop (failure) + optimizing (what every SEO guarantees)

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COMMENTS:

I'm wondering if I'm floptimistic? I think I can find stuff, but I can't... - wordmeister, 2007-01-06: 01:11:00

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