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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
Verboticisms
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Erotiblocker
Created by: jajsr
Pronunciation: Ear-rot-tee-blah-ker
Sentence: Things were heating up between Jeff and Jane, and they both wanted each other badly. As soon as Jeff began to make his move, in comes Jane's German Sheppard Kibbles, who was a staunch erotiblocker. No one was going to steal Jane's affection from Kibbles!
Etymology: Combination of "Erotic": Strongly marked or affected by sexual desire; and "Blocker": To hinder the passage, progress or accomplishment of by or as if by interposing an obstruction.
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COMMENTS:
good one - OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-07: 04:49:00
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Thatsnomore
Created by: Nuwanda
Pronunciation: that's no moray
Sentence: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...that's amore. When your dad barges in while you're engaging in sin...thatsnomore. When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine...that's amore. When your roommate says "Hi! Oh, you're not the same guy!"...thatsnomore
Etymology: A slight tweaking of the Tony Bennett classic song.
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COMMENTS:
Big hit here ... big as the song! If I were a teacher, I'd give it a Four A ! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:10:00
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Chauvirover
Created by: emdeejay
Pronunciation: show ver row ver
Sentence: Candy was a carefree spirited soul whose adherence to her father Bob's moral standards could only be described as loose. Whilst this made her popular around many ends in town, her frolicksome nature was an embarrassment to Bob, as she would often attend the Sunday service looking a tad unkempt. After answering the door to yet another 'suitor' whose agenda was barely hidden, Bob decided to act. No longer would he watch them come and go. Only gents cut from the finest of cloth would be suitable for his Candy. He quickly hatched a plan, and the pup arrived the next day. By walking him past the towns seediest establishments, Bob trained the dog in the art of pheremone detection. When he took a shining to Candy, Bob knew he had done it! No more would you notice an errant hormone under his roof. After a few acid tests they named him in honour of his waftily touted snout: Chauvirover.
Etymology: (Male) Chauvinist: Man who demeans and objectifies women, often sexually. Rover: Standard issue canine name. Innuend... oh, never mind.
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COMMENTS:
Very clever. Never thought of a guard dog before as a chastity belt! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 01:55:00
Shove her over! - petaj, 2008-12-05: 02:34:00
a diamond in the "ruff" - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:36:00
rover shows up again....like it.. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:16:00
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Daughtercooler
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: dôtərkoōlər
Sentence: Denise strongly encouraged her daughter Cindy to entertain her boyfriend at home. She would give them full use of the family room while she and Jim (Dad) would keep themselves busy in the kitchen. But Mom was a terrific daughtercooler. She would NEED the punch bowl or grill set from a closet at just the right moment to put a nyet blanket on any nefarious activities. Just a cough or clearing of the throat from the other room could send chills down Cindy's spine. On more than one occasion, Cindy searched the family room looking for a hidden video cam. In the end she decided that Mom must be psychic.
Etymology: Daughter (female offspring) cooler (a device or container for keeping things cool)
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COMMENTS:
Who said you could write about my mother? - ladyiggy, 2008-12-05: 04:43:00
Love it. where can i get one and will it work for two daughters? - galwaywegian, 2008-12-05: 07:20:00
They just want to have some doggone fun... +1 - emdeejay, 2008-12-05: 08:23:00
made me laugh - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:37:00
Great create. So straightforward you know immediately what it means! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:26:00
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Libidofreeze
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: luh - BEE - doh -freez
Sentence: Maurice was feeling confident and sensed that Myrtle would be receptive to more ardent advances but suffered a major attack of libidofreeze when he heard her parents enter the house earlier than expected.
Etymology: Blend of libido and freeze
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COMMENTS:
Anything with "libido" in it get's me chuckling! Great word! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:41:00
Is that cold catching? (chuckling) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:03:00
Do Eskimos suffer from "libidofreeze"?? Would an unwanted eskimo chaperone be a Peskimo? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:09:00
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Loveguard
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: luv-gard
Sentence: Alex didn't dare touch Angie, he knew her dad was being a loveguard.
Etymology: love and guard
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COMMENTS:
Old Guard around the queen! Evokes romaticism and chivalry, delightfully. Strong verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:36:00
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Notsosupervisor
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: Not-so-soup-er-vis-or
Sentence: Kimberly's niece Pamela thought that a weekend with her Aunt meant she could get away from the oppressive oversight of her parents. Pamela told her friends: "No, you guys should totally come over. She's clueless and she lives by the train tracks." But her dreams were deflated soon after arriving at her Aunt's house. "Oh, I just had a security system installed, so don't touch any of the windows or look at the plants too long." Kimberly said. "Oh, and I have a fun night of kitten puzzles planned!" Pamela quickly realized her Aunt was a notsosupervisor.
Etymology: Not + Supervisor
Woodinator
Created by: paperhoard
Pronunciation: Wood-in-ate-or
Sentence: Jim thought he was going to get lucky with the office secretary until the dreaded woodinator appeared from behind the water cooler. Jim's quickly turned into a stick of warm butter.
Etymology: Wood - as in "to be sporting wood" an erection. Terminator - a person or thing that terminates (i.e. the wood).
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COMMENTS:
Oh what he wood'n'do! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:11:00
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Procrasdulation
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pro/cras/du/lation
Sentence: At church, our pastor is constantly preaching for procrasdulation in affairs of the heart because of the number of young people rushing to the altar then to the courts for divorce.
Etymology: PROCRASDULATION - noun - from PROCRASTINATION (to defer action; delay)+ ADULATION (to show excessive admiration)
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COMMENTS:
How true! Excellent word. Great etymology. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:29:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
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