Verboticisms

Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: Wood-in-ate-or

Sentence: Jim thought he was going to get lucky with the office secretary until the dreaded woodinator appeared from behind the water cooler. Jim's quickly turned into a stick of warm butter.

Etymology: Wood - as in "to be sporting wood" an erection. Terminator - a person or thing that terminates (i.e. the wood).

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Oh what he wood'n'do! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:11:00

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Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: shap-ah-roo-in

Sentence: It was clear to Tim that his plans for a nice romantic dinner with Laura had to change immediately when her aunt, the nun decided to tag along and chaperuin their night.

Etymology: chaperone + ruin

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Created by: Niktionary

Pronunciation: la-beed-ah-vize

Sentence: I should have known Chuck was a cad. On our date, my cat, Jerry began to libidavise him by spraying him!

Etymology: libido + advise

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COMMENTS:

The pronounciation's center (bid-ah) describes the attempted romancing so nicely! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:26:00

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Created by: emdeejay

Pronunciation: show ver row ver

Sentence: Candy was a carefree spirited soul whose adherence to her father Bob's moral standards could only be described as loose. Whilst this made her popular around many ends in town, her frolicksome nature was an embarrassment to Bob, as she would often attend the Sunday service looking a tad unkempt. After answering the door to yet another 'suitor' whose agenda was barely hidden, Bob decided to act. No longer would he watch them come and go. Only gents cut from the finest of cloth would be suitable for his Candy. He quickly hatched a plan, and the pup arrived the next day. By walking him past the towns seediest establishments, Bob trained the dog in the art of pheremone detection. When he took a shining to Candy, Bob knew he had done it! No more would you notice an errant hormone under his roof. After a few acid tests they named him in honour of his waftily touted snout: Chauvirover.

Etymology: (Male) Chauvinist: Man who demeans and objectifies women, often sexually. Rover: Standard issue canine name. Innuend... oh, never mind.

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COMMENTS:

Very clever. Never thought of a guard dog before as a chastity belt! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 01:55:00

Shove her over! - petaj, 2008-12-05: 02:34:00

a diamond in the "ruff" - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:36:00

rover shows up again....like it.. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:16:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ləstäpər

Sentence: When Jill’s dad installed closed-circuit cameras throughout the house he told everybody it was a security issue. Mentioning to her boyfriend that he could activate any camera at any time proved to be a major lustopper.

Etymology: lust (a passionate desire for something) + stopper (a person or thing that halts or obstructs a specified thing)

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Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: hart-bray-k

Sentence: In the heat of passion, please protective us from parents, jealous pets, mischevious children, overprotective friends and relatives and all other heartbrakes.

Etymology: When our hearts meet passionately and others interrupt putting on the brakes ... they are heartbrakes.

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COMMENTS:

clever - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:23:00

Perhaps some want to prevent us from paying "heartbalm" or even ending up in "Heartbreak Hotel!?" Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:06:00

Cute word...you brake me up! - Nosila, 2008-02-14: 00:26:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: as salt pee ter

Sentence: Diane's Dad had developed a chaperone for his lovely nubile college daughter. It was their pet pitbull terrier, Fluffy, who was a natural assaultpeter when all the young men came to try and save her from the Martian invaders by surrendering her virginity. That line did not work in 1968 either...

Etymology: Assault (force (someone) to have sex against their will & Saltpeter (urban myth that sodium nitrate was used to curb male libido and therefore was introduced into the food of military and prisoners)

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Created by: EmmaHeras

Pronunciation: Lust-Bust

Sentence: Girl: Hey, let's make out! Boy: Yeah! *They kiss* Friend: Hey guys what's the calculus homework? Girl and Boy: Man, what a lustbust!

Etymology: Lust- Sexuality, Arousal + Bust- To ruin; destruction.

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ass-tri-not

Sentence: Wendy's Mom wasn't sure if her coidissing had any impact on her daughter, so she sent 5-year-old Cindy along with them on their date to orbit around them like an asstrynot.

Etymology: ass, try, not; astronaut

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COMMENTS:

hitting form already! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:42:00

Coidissing is also a great verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:49:00

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:15:00

Nothing austronauty about to happen here! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:43:00

i meant to write "astronauty" - but austronauty does have meaningful connotations! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:17:00

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Created by: mikeroffey

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