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'Don't worry, my dad trained him'

DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".

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Disscurragemeant

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: diss/cur/rage/ment

Sentence: Disscurragemeant took on a whole different meaning when Phil nearly lost three fingers in an attempt to cuddle up closer.

Etymology: diss + cur (dog) + rage + meant (intended)

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Stunned by the way you take one word and tweak it with a letter, or a few, and have a great verbotomy to fit the definition. Today's is Exceptional. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:15:00

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Canein

Created by: toadstool57

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Loveguard

Created by: Biscotti

Pronunciation: luv-gard

Sentence: Alex didn't dare touch Angie, he knew her dad was being a loveguard.

Etymology: love and guard

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COMMENTS:

Old Guard around the queen! Evokes romaticism and chivalry, delightfully. Strong verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:36:00

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Erogenot

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: i-roj-uh-NOT

Sentence: It was during "Love In Orbit", the latest spacebuster about two erogenauts with stars in their eyes, that Julie, Bob's daughter, and her boyfriend's romantic amplexations grew stronger. And at the height of their deosculating - but to their impending horror - they failed to see Ted, their contracupiscent chaperone, and ever alert erogenot, coming swiftly along the aisle.

Etymology: EROGENOT: blend of Erogenous: amorous,libidinal, arousing sexual desire & NOT. CONTRACUPISCENT: Contra & cupiscent of Concupiscent.) AMPLEXATION:(Embracing)& DEOSCULATE:(Kiss affectionally) both from "Dict Of Endangered English" By Grambs.

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COMMENTS:

brilliant! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:23:00

Out of this world! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:00:00

great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:22:00

How strange, we both must have some "Ted" fixation... Great word! - Banky, 2008-02-13: 14:03:00

Love it Ozzie! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:23:00

Apparently Ted is like a walking cold-shower. Neat word. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:39:00

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Chauvirover

Created by: emdeejay

Pronunciation: show ver row ver

Sentence: Candy was a carefree spirited soul whose adherence to her father Bob's moral standards could only be described as loose. Whilst this made her popular around many ends in town, her frolicksome nature was an embarrassment to Bob, as she would often attend the Sunday service looking a tad unkempt. After answering the door to yet another 'suitor' whose agenda was barely hidden, Bob decided to act. No longer would he watch them come and go. Only gents cut from the finest of cloth would be suitable for his Candy. He quickly hatched a plan, and the pup arrived the next day. By walking him past the towns seediest establishments, Bob trained the dog in the art of pheremone detection. When he took a shining to Candy, Bob knew he had done it! No more would you notice an errant hormone under his roof. After a few acid tests they named him in honour of his waftily touted snout: Chauvirover.

Etymology: (Male) Chauvinist: Man who demeans and objectifies women, often sexually. Rover: Standard issue canine name. Innuend... oh, never mind.

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COMMENTS:

Very clever. Never thought of a guard dog before as a chastity belt! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 01:55:00

petaj Shove her over! - petaj, 2008-12-05: 02:34:00

a diamond in the "ruff" - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:36:00

rover shows up again....like it.. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:16:00

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Erotiblocker

Created by: jajsr

Pronunciation: Ear-rot-tee-blah-ker

Sentence: Things were heating up between Jeff and Jane, and they both wanted each other badly. As soon as Jeff began to make his move, in comes Jane's German Sheppard Kibbles, who was a staunch erotiblocker. No one was going to steal Jane's affection from Kibbles!

Etymology: Combination of "Erotic": Strongly marked or affected by sexual desire; and "Blocker": To hinder the passage, progress or accomplishment of by or as if by interposing an obstruction.

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COMMENTS:

good one - OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-07: 04:49:00

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Concupiquell

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

Pronunciation: kon/KYOO/pi/kwel

Sentence: Larry's prurient urges were concupiquelled by by the mangy beast.

Etymology: concupiscence + quell

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COMMENTS:

very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:36:00

Great stuff - OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-07: 04:49:00

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Rextinguish

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: reks sting wish

Sentence: When Virginia's Dad bought her a big bully of a pitbull, it was not just out of kindness or companionship for her. He had the dog trained to snarl at any boy who got near her and rextinguish his ardour.

Etymology: Rex (popular dog name,meaning "King" in Latin) & Extinguish (put an end to; kill;put out, as of fires, flames,lights or passions)

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Libidavise

Created by: Niktionary

Pronunciation: la-beed-ah-vize

Sentence: I should have known Chuck was a cad. On our date, my cat, Jerry began to libidavise him by spraying him!

Etymology: libido + advise

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COMMENTS:

The pronounciation's center (bid-ah) describes the attempted romancing so nicely! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:26:00

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Amourtify

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: am or ti fye

Sentence: When Bengy first met Todd, he sought to amourtify Beth about Todd's intentions. She would not be swayed by Bengy's uncharacteristic barkings, moanings and growls about Todd. Beth should have known better than to doubt Bengy's motives and actions about Todd. Caught with her Maid of Honor, she allowed Bengy to amortify Todd with his sharp teeth.

Etymology: Amour (Love, romance,a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship) & Mortify (Embarrass;cause to feel shame; hurt the pride of)

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!

dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say

galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-05-03: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

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