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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
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Maidenfence
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈmeɪdṇˌfɛns/
Sentence: Even though her parents were out of town, her obnoxious nudgwink of a little brother kept making lewd comments every time I even looked at her, and that was enough of a maidenfence to keep me from even thinking about any hanky-panky.
Etymology: from maiden(head) + fence. Kinda looks like it has "defense" in there too.
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COMMENTS:
K/nightly sword play! (fencing) Evokes the romaticism of a past age of chivalry. Very nice verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:09:00
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Notsosupervisor
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: Not-so-soup-er-vis-or
Sentence: Kimberly's niece Pamela thought that a weekend with her Aunt meant she could get away from the oppressive oversight of her parents. Pamela told her friends: "No, you guys should totally come over. She's clueless and she lives by the train tracks." But her dreams were deflated soon after arriving at her Aunt's house. "Oh, I just had a security system installed, so don't touch any of the windows or look at the plants too long." Kimberly said. "Oh, and I have a fun night of kitten puzzles planned!" Pamela quickly realized her Aunt was a notsosupervisor.
Etymology: Not + Supervisor
Libidofreeze
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: luh - BEE - doh -freez
Sentence: Maurice was feeling confident and sensed that Myrtle would be receptive to more ardent advances but suffered a major attack of libidofreeze when he heard her parents enter the house earlier than expected.
Etymology: Blend of libido and freeze
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COMMENTS:
Anything with "libido" in it get's me chuckling! Great word! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:41:00
Is that cold catching? (chuckling) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:03:00
Do Eskimos suffer from "libidofreeze"?? Would an unwanted eskimo chaperone be a Peskimo? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:09:00
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Libidno
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: li/beed/no
Sentence: Fang was the ultimate libidno. His jaws were known to crush anything remotely romantic.
Etymology: libido + no
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COMMENTS:
Your choice of no is simple but so powerful ... libido is at the heart of the definition ... a simply great create! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 18:42:00
Fang obviously brooks no pawplay or puppy love! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:19:00
Dang Fang, no Poontang! Nice one Jabber! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:28:00
Could be used as a chant at a feminist rally. Good one! - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:34:00
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Assaultpeter
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: as salt pee ter
Sentence: Diane's Dad had developed a chaperone for his lovely nubile college daughter. It was their pet pitbull terrier, Fluffy, who was a natural assaultpeter when all the young men came to try and save her from the Martian invaders by surrendering her virginity. That line did not work in 1968 either...
Etymology: Assault (force (someone) to have sex against their will & Saltpeter (urban myth that sodium nitrate was used to curb male libido and therefore was introduced into the food of military and prisoners)
Partypoocher
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Par-tee-poo-cher
Sentence: Just when Tom thought things were hotting up between him and Carmel, her dog Tyson decided to play the partypoocher and jump on her lap growling at him everytime he moved.
Etymology: See Partypooper
Amoranchor
Created by: kimmarie
Pronunciation: ah-moor-ang-core
Sentence: The sun was setting, her eyes twinkled, the stars were aligned. As he slid closer to her on the coach a shadow appeared on the stairs. Her father, the amoranchor was poised to put an end to his ambitions.
Etymology: amor is Latin for love and anchor from english, meaning the weighing down of a boat so that it stays still and does not sail off into the sunset.
Chauvirover
Created by: emdeejay
Pronunciation: show ver row ver
Sentence: Candy was a carefree spirited soul whose adherence to her father Bob's moral standards could only be described as loose. Whilst this made her popular around many ends in town, her frolicksome nature was an embarrassment to Bob, as she would often attend the Sunday service looking a tad unkempt. After answering the door to yet another 'suitor' whose agenda was barely hidden, Bob decided to act. No longer would he watch them come and go. Only gents cut from the finest of cloth would be suitable for his Candy. He quickly hatched a plan, and the pup arrived the next day. By walking him past the towns seediest establishments, Bob trained the dog in the art of pheremone detection. When he took a shining to Candy, Bob knew he had done it! No more would you notice an errant hormone under his roof. After a few acid tests they named him in honour of his waftily touted snout: Chauvirover.
Etymology: (Male) Chauvinist: Man who demeans and objectifies women, often sexually. Rover: Standard issue canine name. Innuend... oh, never mind.
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COMMENTS:
Very clever. Never thought of a guard dog before as a chastity belt! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 01:55:00
Shove her over! - petaj, 2008-12-05: 02:34:00
a diamond in the "ruff" - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:36:00
rover shows up again....like it.. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:16:00
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Erogenot
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: i-roj-uh-NOT
Sentence: It was during "Love In Orbit", the latest spacebuster about two erogenauts with stars in their eyes, that Julie, Bob's daughter, and her boyfriend's romantic amplexations grew stronger. And at the height of their deosculating - but to their impending horror - they failed to see Ted, their contracupiscent chaperone, and ever alert erogenot, coming swiftly along the aisle.
Etymology: EROGENOT: blend of Erogenous: amorous,libidinal, arousing sexual desire & NOT. CONTRACUPISCENT: Contra & cupiscent of Concupiscent.) AMPLEXATION:(Embracing)& DEOSCULATE:(Kiss affectionally) both from "Dict Of Endangered English" By Grambs.
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COMMENTS:
brilliant! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:23:00
Out of this world! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:00:00
great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:22:00
How strange, we both must have some "Ted" fixation... Great word! - Banky, 2008-02-13: 14:03:00
Love it Ozzie! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:23:00
Apparently Ted is like a walking cold-shower. Neat word. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:39:00
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Woecowboy
Created by: ianbkk
Pronunciation: WOE - cowboy
Sentence: Her woecowboy of a bestfriend walked in just as I was getting into my stride.
Etymology: Woe - sadness and a play on 'whoa'
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COMMENTS:
Excellent! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:51:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
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