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'Don't worry, my dad trained him'

DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".

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Nookieknacker

Created by: CanadianAndyCapp

Pronunciation: Noo-kee-nakk-er

Sentence: In the most famous song fom his gander bag, Rambling Syd Rumpo, tells the tragic story of the demise of the West Country's last professional chaperone and chastity belt maker in the " Ballad of the Woggler's Nookieknacker." A song particularly popular with sailors tethering their nadgers or going round the Horn(e)

Etymology: Nookie - Pertaining to erotic gratification. / Knacker - To deny or prevent

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COMMENTS:

Clicks across the tongue. Nice alliteration! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:10:00

I like it — captures the definition and it's fun to say, or call someone as a nickname. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:19:00

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Vurgenator

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: vur - jen - a - tor

Sentence: Dad had a secret weapon “Butch” (aka the “vurgenator”). Once my sisters and I started to notice boys, dad handily rescued him from the local pound. Dad knew just the right moment to launch him into any room of the house before things got too romantic. Butch would stand in front of the lucky couple, teeth barred, growling until it was “hands off” all around…..

Etymology: The word starts with a play on the word virgin (pure and vestal modesty, a woman with no sexual experience) + Urge (to recommend or push, urge also means a strong desire to do something)+ the suffix (ator)(Latin: a suffix that forms masculine nouns from verbs. The nouns denote people who perform the action of the base verb as well as instruments, machines and similar things performing or used to perform the action of the base verb....used in words such as terminator, dictator or gladiator

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Partypoocher

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Par-tee-poo-cher

Sentence: Just when Tom thought things were hotting up between him and Carmel, her dog Tyson decided to play the partypoocher and jump on her lap growling at him everytime he moved.

Etymology: See Partypooper

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Assaultpeter

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: as salt pee ter

Sentence: Diane's Dad had developed a chaperone for his lovely nubile college daughter. It was their pet pitbull terrier, Fluffy, who was a natural assaultpeter when all the young men came to try and save her from the Martian invaders by surrendering her virginity. That line did not work in 1968 either...

Etymology: Assault (force (someone) to have sex against their will & Saltpeter (urban myth that sodium nitrate was used to curb male libido and therefore was introduced into the food of military and prisoners)

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Notsosupervisor

thegoatisbad

Created by: thegoatisbad

Pronunciation: Not-so-soup-er-vis-or

Sentence: Kimberly's niece Pamela thought that a weekend with her Aunt meant she could get away from the oppressive oversight of her parents. Pamela told her friends: "No, you guys should totally come over. She's clueless and she lives by the train tracks." But her dreams were deflated soon after arriving at her Aunt's house. "Oh, I just had a security system installed, so don't touch any of the windows or look at the plants too long." Kimberly said. "Oh, and I have a fun night of kitten puzzles planned!" Pamela quickly realized her Aunt was a notsosupervisor.

Etymology: Not + Supervisor

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Romantitude

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Row-man-tee-chewed

Sentence: Dave romantitudes his loving moment with Jane because he knew that "Big Ben" the lodger as Jane called him was going to be there and he wasn't one for cutie-pie moments in life and thought romance is for sissy girls and poofs.

Etymology: Romance (romantic, romancing) - The art of love and all things loving and sweet and cute and Romeo + Juliette-esq. Fortitude - Strength and endurance in a difficult or painful situation.

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COMMENTS:

You really sunk your teeth (chewed) into the pronounciation! Gave us all a good one to chew on! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:13:00

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Fornicashun

Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: four-nih-cay-shun

Sentence: Pastor Ted, pad and pen in hand, began to outline his homily for the next day's assembly of ChastiKids from across the country. He planned to start out by detailing all of the benefits of fornicashun. "To say "noitus" to coitus is to respect ones body and give praise to the Lord. Avoiding the mortal sin of lust will prevent you from contracting the many rashes of Satan..." Ted was interrupted as the ink on the paper bloomed into a dark carnation as the prostitutes in his hotel room hot tub started a water fight. There would be time to work on this later, so Ted grabbed his ball-gag and riding crop and intentionally perverted the term "water polo".

Etymology: fornication + shun

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COMMENTS:

Nice one Reverend Banky! - metro1, 2008-02-13: 10:39:00

Very nice alterashun! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:01:00

picabomama It just flows so nicely. - picabomama, 2008-02-13: 13:07:00

Seems like they're about to see Teddy bare! Still thinking about why we choose to name a character in our sentences, "TED." ???? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:58:00

You're a fantastic story writer! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:11:00

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Lustbuster

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /LUST-bus-ter/

Sentence: Nothing could spoil the mood like Andrea's dog, Fang. Like a true 'lustbuster' he had an uncanny ability to sense a sexual advance coming on — Todd didn't even have to make a move toward her — all he had to do was just think about putting an arm around Andrea, and the flea-bitten cur would lift his head and start snarling at him.

Etymology: lust - intense sexual desire or appetite (Old Norse, lyst "desire") + buster - a person who breaks up something (Origin: 1825–35, Americanism; bust & -er)

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COMMENTS:

lol! Excellent choice of words Tigger. :) - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:40:00

Simple but effective. - ErWenn, 2008-02-13: 10:13:00

Haven't we seen this before for a different definition? It's so good, twice is nice! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:04:00

Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:06:00

Doggone, Todd! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:36:00

I didn't recall it being used here before silveryaspen, but if it was I apologize. I was thinking of rhyming the word 'lust' and 'bust' and thought it kinda sounded like 'dustbuster'. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:30:00

Apologies to Stevenson0 — he submitted 'Lustbust' for a similar definition in January. It must've been stuck in the back of my head... it was such a good word. - Tigger, 2008-02-21: 02:20:00

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Libidofreeze

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: luh - BEE - doh -freez

Sentence: Maurice was feeling confident and sensed that Myrtle would be receptive to more ardent advances but suffered a major attack of libidofreeze when he heard her parents enter the house earlier than expected.

Etymology: Blend of libido and freeze

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COMMENTS:

Anything with "libido" in it get's me chuckling! Great word! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:41:00

Is that cold catching? (chuckling) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:03:00

Do Eskimos suffer from "libidofreeze"?? Would an unwanted eskimo chaperone be a Peskimo? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:09:00

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Thatsnomore

Created by: Nuwanda

Pronunciation: that's no moray

Sentence: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...that's amore. When your dad barges in while you're engaging in sin...thatsnomore. When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine...that's amore. When your roommate says "Hi! Oh, you're not the same guy!"...thatsnomore

Etymology: A slight tweaking of the Tony Bennett classic song.

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COMMENTS:

Big hit here ... big as the song! If I were a teacher, I'd give it a Four A ! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:10:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!

dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say

galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-05-03: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

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