Verboticisms

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: bar beree an dee

Sentence: Stella instantly regretted bringing her savage boyfriend, Barbariandy to the party. He never behaved well in social groups, but maybe if she got him neutered, she could finally housebreak him...because she hated the way he marked his territory.

Etymology: Barbarian (a crude uncouth ill-bred person lacking culture or refinement) & Andy (male name, short for Andrew)

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Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: jerk-gust-ing

Sentence: Jerry was a jerkgusting guy...no matter where he went, he made everyone want to knock him out, to shut him up.

Etymology: Jerk - Slang A foolish, rude, or contemptible person. Part of Dis"gusting" - Arousing revulsion or strong indignation. Synonyms:loathsome - nasty - repulsive -abominable - revolting.

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: dum esth ik ay ted

Sentence: Unfortunately her boyfriend proved to be completely dumbesthickhated. she would have dumped him ages ago if he didn't have more useful animal instincts.

Etymology: domesticated, dumbest thick hated

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: boifrenzē

Sentence: It was always the same. They would go to a party. The girls would gather in the kitchen and exchange gossip. The boys would gather near the TV and at the slightest provocation start acting like fools. The girls would act disgusted but were secretly envious to join the boyfrienzy.

Etymology: boyfriend (a regular male companion with whom one has a romantic or sexual relationship) + frenzy (a state or period of uncontrolled excitement or wild behavior)

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COMMENTS:

I've seen a few girlfrienzies too! - wayoffcenter, 2009-03-19: 06:58:00

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Created by: kateinkorea

Pronunciation: DATE et CET er ah

Sentence: She called him the date from hell. But we had all nicknamed him datetcetera. He talked too much and too loud; he moved too fast, sometimes knocking over things; he tried too hard to do the right thing and constantly failed at it. He just went overboard in everything he did. He was too much! Why did she go out with him? She said it was because he was persistent and he just kept coming back.

Etymology: DATE: ETCETERA: to go on and on

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COMMENTS:

Does persistence really work? I've tried everything but that! - metrohumanx, 2009-03-19: 02:02:00

Uh Oh! He just couldn't cetera flame even though he was the date from hell! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 02:42:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: bo zerk

Sentence: When Candy brought her boyfriend Randy to a social function, after one drink he would go beauserk on her and embarrass her. Randy was the reason the word Party Animal was created...

Etymology: Beau (boyfriend,lover) & Berserk (to run amok, be frenzied,work one's self into a rampage)

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Created by: Negatrev

Pronunciation: Pet-oh-nate

Sentence: Julie regretted petonating her boyfriend at her work do...she'll never live it down.

Etymology: from pet(A domestic or tamed animal or bird kept for companionship or pleasure and treated with care and affection) and detonate(cause to burst with a violent release of energy)

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: FIE-d'oh

Sentence: A common phrase heard whenever Filbert came around with his dog was 'Fidoh' because the dog was unruly and unmanageable and could be counted on to create havoc wherever it might roam.

Etymology: Blend of the generic pet name 'Fido' and the term 'D'oh' from the Simpsons sometimes indicating that something bad is about to happen.

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Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: /burz-jurr-kurr/

Sentence: It was somewhere in the middle of Adam's imitation of Steve Rubell that he snorted a line of the host's grandmother that he had poured from an urn in a drunken frenzy. Gina fled from the party, ashamed of the bersjerker she had set upon the party.

Etymology: berserker + jerk

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COMMENTS:

Berjerker has a subtle risque' quality to it! I can't say it without blushing and bursting into laughter! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 02:48:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: ee ram sip ate

Sentence: Mary had a pet black ram, His name was OBAAAma, She eramcipated him one day, And landed in the slammer. ObAAAma sprung her from the joint, He did not want to disappoint, He pulled the wool o'er the warden's eyes, And Mary flocked off, without good byes. When OBAAma took our Mary home, Our Heroes looked like Mutton Jeff, But He said, "Mary, I love Ewe", And now Mary has a little lamb! Shears!

Etymology: Emancipate (to liberate, allow freedon to, to set free) & Ram (uncastrated adult male sheep)

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COMMENTS:

Laughing so hard I can barely type! You are so BAAAA'D you are flambtastic! Luv it! - silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 02:28:00

Definitely funny and creative. - kateinkorea, 2009-03-19: 20:23:00

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