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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Recawpitulate
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ree/cah/pit/you/late
Sentence: As one gorgeous bird after another flew past his perch, all he could do was recawpitulate.
Etymology: recapitulate + caw
Obliviass
Created by: tenunda
Pronunciation: O-BLIH-vee-ass
Sentence: Calvin has no idea that whole group of guys is laughing at his attempts to hit on them; he is an obliviass
Etymology: From oblivious
Sirenoise
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: sīrənnoiz
Sentence: John’s favorite bar decided to have a ”lady’s night”. When he stopped by for a quick drink he found the sirenoise to be almost deafening.
Etymology: siren (a woman who is considered to be alluring or fascinating but also dangerous in some way) + noise (a sound, esp. one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance)
Loosure
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: loo-sure
Sentence: Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, "heybay-bee, heybay-bee!" The fact that he never got a response didn't deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest.
Etymology: looser (loser) + sure
Peabodybrainnocock
Created by: idonnathepiranha
Pronunciation: pea/body/brain/no/cock'
Sentence: Mr. Peabodybrainnocock just doesn't find his brain power these days.
Etymology:
Verstuper
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: ver-stuper
Sentence: Who know them not, the verstupers!!
Etymology: very stupid person
Chirpatude
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: Chirp-ah-tude
Sentence: Charlie Chirpchipper had a bad case of chirpatude when it came to clucking with the chicks.
Etymology: Chirp; : to make a chirp or a sound resembling a chirp or could be just :to utter with a cheerful liveliness Tude;Shortened for attitude; An organismic state of readiness to respond in a characteristic way to a stimulus (as an object, concept, or situation or chick :) : a negative or hostile state of mind : a cool, cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner
Egosolicitic
Created by: Mobelia
Pronunciation:
Sentence: His egosolicitic attempts to win her affections we both obtuse and narcissistic.
Etymology: egotistic - self-absorbed, conceited solicit - to seduce, attact, captivate
Lotharino
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: say lothario and just put a little n in it.
Sentence: Luther had no idea he was a lothariNO, but was tired of being shunned despite practising his pick-up lines.
Etymology: lothario (a man who obsessively seduces and deceives women) + No (antonym of yes)
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COMMENTS:
I like the sound of this word. Sounds like one of those 11-year-old boys who can instantly and intentionally get the attention of every woman in the room by saying something "cute," possibly with an affected speech impediment. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:38:00
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Cawshun
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kawww shh unnn
Sentence: most of the birds treated his cawshun with caution
Etymology: caution caw shun

Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!