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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Conchatter
Created by: igho1207
Pronunciation: con-chat-ter.
Sentence: That guy's chat up lines never work, he's such a conchatter.
Etymology:
Illitermate
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: ill - lit - tur - mate
Sentence: Barnie and Ollie were both illitermate when it came to picking up women. They would express thoughts that were illiterate and sometime offensive to the opposite sex and the wonder why they walked away.
Etymology: illiterate, mate
Recawpitulate
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ree/cah/pit/you/late
Sentence: As one gorgeous bird after another flew past his perch, all he could do was recawpitulate.
Etymology: recapitulate + caw
Casanono
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kah sah noh noh
Sentence: John dear was such a casanono, his chat up lines had him arrested twice and he once spent three days in hospital when he developed an allergy to spider pheramone.
Etymology: casanova, no no
Skeeviewonder
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: Skeevie Wonder
Sentence: Omg, this guy at the bar last night though he was so smooth, but really he was just a Skeevie Wonder
Etymology: Stevie Wonder + Skeevy. I don't think Stevie Wonder is skeevy at all, in fact I'm a huge fan. His name just works though.
Cawshun
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kawww shh unnn
Sentence: most of the birds treated his cawshun with caution
Etymology: caution caw shun
Verstuper
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: ver-stuper
Sentence: Who know them not, the verstupers!!
Etymology: very stupid person
Egosolicitic
Created by: Mobelia
Pronunciation:
Sentence: His egosolicitic attempts to win her affections we both obtuse and narcissistic.
Etymology: egotistic - self-absorbed, conceited solicit - to seduce, attact, captivate
Molestubborn
Created by: FreakyDeak
Pronunciation: Moe-less-tuh-burn
Sentence: That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too. I'm amazed he ever found somebody.
Etymology: Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn
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COMMENTS:
he'll probably have to resort to molesturbation - galwaywegian, 2011-01-31: 15:37:00
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Comments:
Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Verbotomy - 2007-02-23: 01:48:00
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Verbotomy - 2009-09-16: 09:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!