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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Suavemonkey
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: swahv-mon-key
Sentence: Look at that dude in the polyester pants goin all suavemonkey on that hot girl. Somebody rescue her!
Etymology: Suave + monkey
Narcilapse
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈnɑɹ.səˌlæps/
Sentence: Johnny Bravo is the ultimate narcilapse. He was disappointed that the word wasn't named after him.
Etymology: From Narcissus + lapse
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COMMENTS:
I just realized how much this sounds like "narcolepsy." - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:37:00
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Schmoblivio
Created by: ekath
Pronunciation: schmo-bliv-i-o
Sentence: No wonder he gets turned down, that guys a schmuck. I agree... hes a schmoblivio of the worst sort.
Etymology: from schmo + oblivious
Loosure
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: loo-sure
Sentence: Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, "heybay-bee, heybay-bee!" The fact that he never got a response didn't deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest.
Etymology: looser (loser) + sure
Imposeter
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: im-pose-ter
Sentence: The popped collar on the pink polo shirt was a major sign that Ophelia was dealing with an imposeter.
Etymology: poser + imposter
Conchatter
Created by: igho1207
Pronunciation: con-chat-ter.
Sentence: That guy's chat up lines never work, he's such a conchatter.
Etymology:
Abballing
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: ab-ball-ing
Sentence: He had an abballing habit of lifting up his shirt and wiggling his abs at the ladies... Unfortunately his abs were more like flabs, so the ladies averted their eyes, not from lust, but from disgust.
Etymology: appalling with the "p"s turned upside down.. also abs + balling
Confidiot
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut
Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.
Etymology: Confident + idiot
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COMMENTS:
Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00
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Chirpatude
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: Chirp-ah-tude
Sentence: Charlie Chirpchipper had a bad case of chirpatude when it came to clucking with the chicks.
Etymology: Chirp; : to make a chirp or a sound resembling a chirp or could be just :to utter with a cheerful liveliness Tude;Shortened for attitude; An organismic state of readiness to respond in a characteristic way to a stimulus (as an object, concept, or situation or chick :) : a negative or hostile state of mind : a cool, cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner
Cadgrad
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: cad/grad
Sentence: The cadgrad was so sure that his Casanova College diploma, his cocksure character, and his passionate pick-up lines would fetch a frisky feline that he was mortified when they all came to naught!
Etymology: cad + grad

Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!