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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Chirpatude
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: Chirp-ah-tude
Sentence: Charlie Chirpchipper had a bad case of chirpatude when it came to clucking with the chicks.
Etymology: Chirp; : to make a chirp or a sound resembling a chirp or could be just :to utter with a cheerful liveliness Tude;Shortened for attitude; An organismic state of readiness to respond in a characteristic way to a stimulus (as an object, concept, or situation or chick :) : a negative or hostile state of mind : a cool, cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner
Peabodybrainnocock
Created by: idonnathepiranha
Pronunciation: pea/body/brain/no/cock'
Sentence: Mr. Peabodybrainnocock just doesn't find his brain power these days.
Etymology:
Molestubborn
Created by: FreakyDeak
Pronunciation: Moe-less-tuh-burn
Sentence: That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too. I'm amazed he ever found somebody.
Etymology: Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn
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COMMENTS:
he'll probably have to resort to molesturbation - galwaywegian, 2011-01-31: 15:37:00
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Idolt
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: eye-dolt
Sentence: Carl actually thought that appearing in that commercial for an erectile dysfunction medication would make him an instant hit with the chicks; he was such an idolt.
Etymology: idol, dolt
Failmate
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: fail.maite
Sentence: "Whow, I really like your earrings!" - "Failmate!" She didn't even turn around to look at him.
Etymology: like "stalemate". Could also be related to "check mate". Definitely "one who can move no further"
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COMMENTS:
It'a all about that "mating" thing, checked or not... - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:13:00
Yep! despite all attempts at hiding it in clever pick-up lines! - w5lf9s, 2007-02-22: 16:03:00
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Drewcareyesque
Created by: officespace162
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I'm tired of these drewcareyesque lines that people come up with
Etymology: i chose drew carey because he had some pretty bad pick-up lines, which is why he was great on who's line
Loosure
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: loo-sure
Sentence: Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, "heybay-bee, heybay-bee!" The fact that he never got a response didn't deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest.
Etymology: looser (loser) + sure
Meagulat
Created by: aj3131
Pronunciation: Me-a-goo-lot
Sentence: WHAT A MEAGULAT!!!!!
Etymology: Me-a-Gulat
Recawpitulate
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ree/cah/pit/you/late
Sentence: As one gorgeous bird after another flew past his perch, all he could do was recawpitulate.
Etymology: recapitulate + caw
Conchatter
Created by: igho1207
Pronunciation: con-chat-ter.
Sentence: That guy's chat up lines never work, he's such a conchatter.
Etymology:
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!