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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
Verboticisms
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Casadodo
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: Kas-A-doe-doe
Sentence: Bob thought that he was a casanova, but everyone one else knew he was a casadodo: a thing of the past and a chick-maggot!
Etymology: blend of "casa" of casanova & dodo.
Poppinay
Created by: thesteviest
Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay
Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.
Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay
Pickock
Created by: faithlessphil
Pronunciation: Pik-kok
Sentence: Jack is such a pickock that he hasn't even noticed that the reason he's being shot down is his garlic breath.
Etymology: Derived from the words "Pick" (from Pick up), "Cock," to form an alternative form of "Peacock," a preening, cocksure bird.
Egotryst
Created by: tarnmoor
Pronunciation: E-go-TRIST
Sentence: That egotryst is so full of himself that no one wants to date him.
Etymology: Ego and Tryst
Narse
Created by: Ra1111
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.
Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse
Concenovambivalent
Created by: alabaster
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.
Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent
Blahblivious
Created by: barabajagal
Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us
Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.
Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings
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COMMENTS:
Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00
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Egotesticle
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: E-go-tes-tick-ul
Sentence: Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest.
Etymology: egotistical + testicle (inspired by "cocksure")
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COMMENTS:
love! - remistram, 2007-08-28: 09:28:00
I think I came up with this last time around. - galwaywegian, 2007-08-29: 04:00:00
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Prohounder
Created by: jsb1138
Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er
Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.
Etymology: propound + hound(er)
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!