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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
Verboticisms
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Blahblivious
Created by: barabajagal
Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us
Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.
Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings
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COMMENTS:
Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00
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Pickock
Created by: faithlessphil
Pronunciation: Pik-kok
Sentence: Jack is such a pickock that he hasn't even noticed that the reason he's being shot down is his garlic breath.
Etymology: Derived from the words "Pick" (from Pick up), "Cock," to form an alternative form of "Peacock," a preening, cocksure bird.
Overconfidolt
Created by: plan9
Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt
Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.
Etymology: overconfident+dolt
Argshooter
Created by: espsycho
Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter
Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."
Etymology:
Egomaniarcissist
Created by: myxodextoxmaybe
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That guy is such an egomaniarcissist that he just walked up to a girl and asked her to have sex with him without even saying hello!
Etymology:
Beguillenot
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: be-guile-not
Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.
Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)
Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Strutagist
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: strut a jist
Sentence: Despite being such an expert strutagist, the women in his life seemed somehow too stupid to pick up the trail of seduction he left in his wake.
Etymology: strategist, strut
Peaflop
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: pee-flop
Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Etymology: peacock, flop
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!