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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Obblibcky

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee

Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky

Etymology: obblivous and cocky

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Prohounder

Created by: jsb1138

Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er

Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.

Etymology: propound + hound(er)

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Beguillenot

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: be-guile-not

Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.

Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)

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Confidont

Created by: Tesher

Pronunciation: kŏn'fĭ-dōnt

Sentence: Michael is such a confidont that he thinks the girls are rolling their eyes in awe.

Etymology: confident + don't (do not)

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Obliscuous

Created by: brokentrain

Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us

Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous

Etymology:

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Glomper

Created by: AetasSerenus

Pronunciation:

Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.

Etymology:

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Sparrogant

CitizenKeen

Created by: CitizenKeen

Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant

Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.

Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.

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Dishooker

Created by: duefiori

Pronunciation: dis-hooker

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Optimissed

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist

Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.

Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)

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Egolitarian

haldean

Created by: haldean

Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN

Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!