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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Obblibcky
Created by: leeannhamers
Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee
Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky
Etymology: obblivous and cocky
Prohounder
Created by: jsb1138
Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er
Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.
Etymology: propound + hound(er)
Beguillenot
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: be-guile-not
Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.
Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)
Confidont
Created by: Tesher
Pronunciation: kŏn'fĭ-dōnt
Sentence: Michael is such a confidont that he thinks the girls are rolling their eyes in awe.
Etymology: confident + don't (do not)
Obliscuous
Created by: brokentrain
Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us
Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous
Etymology:
Glomper
Created by: AetasSerenus
Pronunciation:
Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.
Etymology:
Sparrogant
Created by: CitizenKeen
Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant
Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.
Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.
Optimissed
Created by: MrDave2176
Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist
Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.
Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)
Egolitarian
Created by: haldean
Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN
Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!
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Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!