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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Melovemelongtimist
Created by: noztril
Pronunciation: mee-luhv-mee-lawng-tim-ist
Sentence: Forlorn as the years crept by, Sean ponders if his solitude would cease if he wasn't such a melovemelongtimist.
Etymology: me love you long time GI
Sparrogant
Created by: CitizenKeen
Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant
Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.
Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.
Repudidater
Created by: Scrumpy
Pronunciation: ri-pyoo-de-deyt
Sentence: Ken didn't realize he was such repudidater even after every women in the bar faked an illness to get away from him.
Etymology: repudiate - (to reject) date - (a romantic get together)
Narsexist
Created by: woofmaster
Pronunciation: Accented on the first syllable, as in "narcissist".
Sentence: Bob's hitting on Cindy again, what a total narsexist.
Etymology: narcissism + sexist
Strutagist
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: strut a jist
Sentence: Despite being such an expert strutagist, the women in his life seemed somehow too stupid to pick up the trail of seduction he left in his wake.
Etymology: strategist, strut
Obblibcky
Created by: leeannhamers
Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee
Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky
Etymology: obblivous and cocky
Pickock
Created by: faithlessphil
Pronunciation: Pik-kok
Sentence: Jack is such a pickock that he hasn't even noticed that the reason he's being shot down is his garlic breath.
Etymology: Derived from the words "Pick" (from Pick up), "Cock," to form an alternative form of "Peacock," a preening, cocksure bird.
Overconfidolt
Created by: plan9
Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt
Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.
Etymology: overconfident+dolt
Absutean
Created by: tgeorge
Pronunciation: Ab-soo-tea-n
Sentence: Mark was so absutean that he didn't realize he offended Maggie.
Etymology:
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!