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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Smuggester
Created by: joelb
Pronunciation: Smug-jester
Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.
Etymology: Smug + Suggester
Strutagist
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: strut a jist
Sentence: Despite being such an expert strutagist, the women in his life seemed somehow too stupid to pick up the trail of seduction he left in his wake.
Etymology: strategist, strut
Megotist
Created by: DrHarvey
Pronunciation: Mee-go-tist
Sentence: Surgeons think they are Godlike, with deus-ex-machina qualities. In fact they are mere megotists, oblivious to their mistakes.
Etymology: 'Me' - pronoun, indicating self. 'Ego' - noun, abstract idea of self.
Pompidian
Created by: marnee4nothin
Pronunciation: pomp-eid-ean
Sentence: Alec won his friends admiration as a true pompidian when he hit on supermodel, Peaches LaTour, and expected her call for the next two weeks.
Etymology: Pompous + Id (the superego/ego)/Idiot
Casanovag
Created by: torpid
Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj
Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.
Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)
Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Playgotist
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: play + go + tist
Sentence: He's such a playgotist that he really thinks the girls will be falling over themselves when he says "I'm the best you'll ever have."
Etymology: player + egotist
Arrogizen
Created by: earljw
Pronunciation:
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Etymology: A combination of 'arrogant' and 'citizen'.
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!